i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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