You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
