You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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