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  • Submitted by yourconscience on Jun 2, 10 at 12:43pm

    Enough is enough Tiger. Get back on that fucking golf course

    • 42 50
      Submitted by canadaAR on Jun 2, 10 at 7:33pm

      way funnier than the post

  • 95 44
    Submitted by niceman on Jun 2, 10 at 12:11pm

    Wear a condom, Al Gore

  • 90 54
    Submitted by ttarv1415 on Jun 2, 10 at 12:48pm

    Just wait 3-6 weeks, it might be a whole diffierent story

  • 79 46
    Submitted by bskeez on Jun 2, 10 at 3:28pm

    Folks from new Orleans be edukated good

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    Submitted by Clockwork on Jun 2, 10 at 12:18pm

    That adds up to a LOT of child support bud.

  • 86 78
    Submitted by retanimstar on Jun 2, 10 at 12:21pm

    You know it's a good weekend when u can form a complete sentance that makes sense to the rest of the word.

    • 48 43
      Submitted by LDR05 on Jun 2, 10 at 1:40pm

      Maybe you should learn how to spell before making fun of someones grammar.

  • 69 51
    Submitted by fairydust on Jun 2, 10 at 12:26pm

    Wow. Fucking idiot

  • 60 36
    Submitted by rito on Jun 2, 10 at 12:04pm

    1-2-3 I can still pee!

  • 64 52
    Submitted by timtim on Jun 2, 10 at 2:16pm

    a double negative makes a positive!

    • 46 45
      Submitted by Sextist on Jun 2, 10 at 7:08pm

      That double negative was killing me until you put a positive spin on it.

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Imtheone on Jun 3, 10 at 5:29am

    I would just like to say '' FUCKING SLUTY ASS WHORE!! I hope your dick drips green and it burns like hell to pee before it falls off! Oh and I hope you have some money saved up to by a couple of doses of Plan B''!!! Because you all know if this was a female saying she slept with three guys this weekend there would be 150 comments calling her some nasty names!!

    • 35 55
      Submitted by BIG69PAPPY on Jun 23, 10 at 5:59pm

      i bet u is hottttt

  • 55 53
    Submitted by trke0302 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:16pm

    Holy fucking illiteracy

  • 47 42
    Submitted by piebald on Jun 2, 10 at 2:32pm

    Give it time, ever heard of an incubation period?

  • 50 49
    Submitted by NOsaint16 on Jun 2, 10 at 1:32pm

    You stay classy new orleans. Ah I love my city

  • 46 42
    Submitted by _bbycakes on Jun 3, 10 at 1:47am

    Fail, kinda

  • 41 34
    Submitted by mybizzy on Jun 11, 10 at 1:09am

    Condoms!!!!

  • 42 37
    Submitted by Jouze on Jun 2, 10 at 2:42pm

    We speak english good

  • 41 42
    Submitted by retanimstar on Jun 2, 10 at 2:33pm

    Sorry iPhone typo sentence and world. Happy?

  • 47 55
    Submitted by jewwlianna on Jun 2, 10 at 12:22pm

    you can tell OP is from Louisiana by the "don't feel know"

    • 45 47
      Submitted by jewwlianna on Jun 2, 10 at 12:23pm

      dammit, "no" not "know"\napparently I can't type.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by hooah33 on Jun 2, 10 at 12:10pm

    Watch out for the "we need to talk" call. Hopefully they weren't too fertile. For now, bravo

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jun 2, 10 at 12:06pm

    When*, any*. Okay, my grammar trolling is done. I know how you feel bro. Glorious, isn't it?

  • 43 54
    Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 2, 10 at 5:40pm

    Just because you woke up next to them doesnt mean anything happened.

  • 27 25
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 15, 12 at 7:22am

    Chlamydia can show no symptoms.

  • 36 48
    Submitted by justlovelyy on Jun 3, 10 at 1:37am

    Don't feel no pain huh.. They sound pretty intelligent

  • 35 47
    Submitted by thinkgreen420 on Jul 11, 10 at 4:53am

    Soultaker6...that is just plan rude and very wrong for someone to say.

  • 35 47
    Submitted by yeaaaah on Jun 3, 10 at 1:49pm

    so you do feel pain then? your double negative is extremely confusing.

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Authoress on Jun 23, 10 at 11:14pm

    Augh! Double negatives! Dude, you DESERVE an STI.

  • 37 62
    Submitted by sarinasuydam on Jun 2, 10 at 12:11pm

    Oh, gotta love New Orleans(;

  • 13 16
    Submitted by killthulhu_ on Sep 3, 12 at 9:18am

    It takes a month for that shit to show up.

  • 38 66
    Submitted by A__C on Jun 2, 10 at 2:45pm

    @Caretaker22 truer words have never been spoken. I went Meh at the post but I laugh out loud when I read that. Pure genious.

  • 25 44
    Submitted by step11 on Jun 4, 10 at 6:25am

    Not yet! Give it a week

  • 32 74
    Submitted by SoulTaker6 on Jun 2, 10 at 6:40pm

    Hey it's not just the area code for new Orleans ok it could be chalmette arabi meraux Kenner metarie harahan the 504 are code is huge ! But god am I glad to not have to worry about the fuckkng retards there anymore god tried flushing the toilet once…maybe he'll get it right the second time!