All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
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Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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