I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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which means he accomplished plan A.
Plan A was to kick you down some stairs. But you live in a one story house :(
Such a nice young man. And they say chivalry
Ahhh. That's sweet.
and the first thing he took was your dignity.
Is dead.\n\n/stupid iPhone
The last thing was a cab ride home.
ahhh been there...