normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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