next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Randomize
