come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
dude. I can hear the air.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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