He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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