i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
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ha!! i thought my sister & i were the only ones who still use incredibly outdated obscure movie quotes....finally, i feel so normal
ah ha ha ha!! I love all of you guys!! Im constantly introducing this movie to everyone I know. P.S.. if I were ever faced with that kind of situation, I'd probably feel/do the same
"I know most men will say sense of humor is the first thing they look for in a woman, but I'm going to have to go with breast size"
so i married an axe murderer <3
we have a piper down! repeat! we have a piper down!
Oh, he'll be cryin himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow. It's like an orange on a toothpick!
I need to smoke some of that!
omg i thought i was the only person who had seen that movie before. mike meyer's best work
Perfect So I Married an Axe Murderer reference. <3
HEAD...MOVE. He's got a huuggee noggin'
she makes me horny
on saturday morning
I only read the replies for this text cuz I wanted to relive the best parts of the movie without actually watching it. Thanks guys!
It's one of those movies that you think you're the only person that saw it. Haha
SHE WAS A THIEF
YOU GOTTA BELIEF
SHE STOLE MY HEART
AND MY CAT.
Love that movie so much. Great reference.
JOSIE and those HOT PUSSYCATS!!!
OMG i friggin' loooove that movie, i'ma have to watch it soon now!!
My favorite movie of all time - it is evil, like fru-ets of the dee-vil....
its like an orange on a toothpick....dont worry he'll cry himself to sleep on his gigantic pillah...
Best TFLN ever! I love love love that movie. They make me horny sarurday morny girls in cartuins will leave me in ruins! Hahahahahahahaha
<3 that movie.
RIP Phil Hartman
His poems in the movie sucked.
Do you link your own sausage?
Brilliant text!! In my top 5 fav movies of all time!!! Then he pissed in the bitches occular cavity. ...you can call me Vicky:)
i love that. i thought i was the only one that remembered that movie!
they put an addective chemical in their chicken that make you CRAVE it fortnightly... Jackass!
Hahaha, getting stoned sounds fun now
So I married an axe murderer!!! Loooove it.
FUCKING LOVE THAT MOVIE! HEAD PANTS NOW!
I think this is the funniest thing I've ever read on here
i looove that movie!
Heeeeead paper now!!
Hard hearted harbinger of haggis....
...Seriously. I would totally sleep with this texter for this TFLN alone.
Harriet. Harr-i-et. You acted cuckoo cuz you thought I would leave you. Sweet bird. Ahhhh-AHHHH!
good GOD i love that movie!
this is my favorite movie ever. hahah love it..
It's like sputnk, spherical but quite pointy at parts!
Scared? I'd be hoping for it!