i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
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ha!! i thought my sister & i were the only ones who still use incredibly outdated obscure movie quotes....finally, i feel so normal
"I know most men will say sense of humor is the first thing they look for in a woman, but I'm going to have to go with breast size"
ah ha ha ha!! I love all of you guys!! Im constantly introducing this movie to everyone I know. P.S.. if I were ever faced with that kind of situation, I'd probably feel/do the same
we have a piper down! repeat! we have a piper down!
so i married an axe murderer <3
I need to smoke some of that!
Oh, he'll be cryin himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow. It's like an orange on a toothpick!
omg i thought i was the only person who had seen that movie before. mike meyer's best work
Perfect So I Married an Axe Murderer reference. <3
I only read the replies for this text cuz I wanted to relive the best parts of the movie without actually watching it. Thanks guys!
SHE WAS A THIEF
YOU GOTTA BELIEF
SHE STOLE MY HEART
AND MY CAT.
It's one of those movies that you think you're the only person that saw it. Haha
HEAD...MOVE. He's got a huuggee noggin'
she makes me horny
on saturday morning
Love that movie so much. Great reference.
its like an orange on a toothpick....dont worry he'll cry himself to sleep on his gigantic pillah...
<3 that movie.
RIP Phil Hartman
My favorite movie of all time - it is evil, like fru-ets of the dee-vil....
Do you link your own sausage?
JOSIE and those HOT PUSSYCATS!!!
OMG i friggin' loooove that movie, i'ma have to watch it soon now!!
Best TFLN ever! I love love love that movie. They make me horny sarurday morny girls in cartuins will leave me in ruins! Hahahahahahahaha
His poems in the movie sucked.
i love that. i thought i was the only one that remembered that movie!
Brilliant text!! In my top 5 fav movies of all time!!! Then he pissed in the bitches occular cavity. ...you can call me Vicky:)
they put an addective chemical in their chicken that make you CRAVE it fortnightly... Jackass!
I think this is the funniest thing I've ever read on here
Hahaha, getting stoned sounds fun now
So I married an axe murderer!!! Loooove it.
FUCKING LOVE THAT MOVIE! HEAD PANTS NOW!
Hard hearted harbinger of haggis....
...Seriously. I would totally sleep with this texter for this TFLN alone.
i looove that movie!
Harriet. Harr-i-et. You acted cuckoo cuz you thought I would leave you. Sweet bird. Ahhhh-AHHHH!
Heeeeead paper now!!
good GOD i love that movie!
It's like sputnk, spherical but quite pointy at parts!
this is my favorite movie ever. hahah love it..
Scared? I'd be hoping for it!