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  • ha!! i thought my sister & i were the only ones who still use incredibly outdated obscure movie quotes....finally, i feel so normal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:59pm
  • ah ha ha ha!! I love all of you guys!! Im constantly introducing this movie to everyone I know. P.S.. if I were ever faced with that kind of situation, I'd probably feel/do the same

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:30am
  • "I know most men will say sense of humor is the first thing they look for in a woman, but I'm going to have to go with breast size"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:29am
  • so i married an axe murderer <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:59pm
  • we have a piper down! repeat! we have a piper down!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:55pm
  • I need to smoke some of that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:11pm
  • Oh, he'll be cryin himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow. It's like an orange on a toothpick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:20pm
  • omg i thought i was the only person who had seen that movie before. mike meyer's best work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:01pm
  • Perfect So I Married an Axe Murderer reference. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:36am
  • SHE WAS A THIEF YOU GOTTA BELIEF SHE STOLE MY HEART AND MY CAT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:00pm
  • she makes me horny on saturday morning woman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:25pm
  • I only read the replies for this text cuz I wanted to relive the best parts of the movie without actually watching it. Thanks guys! ...wooo-man!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:59pm
  • It's one of those movies that you think you're the only person that saw it. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:34pm
  • HEAD...MOVE. He's got a huuggee noggin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:10pm
  • Love that movie so much. Great reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:07pm
  • <3 that movie. RIP Phil Hartman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:52pm
  • My favorite movie of all time - it is evil, like fru-ets of the dee-vil....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:13pm
  • its like an orange on a toothpick....dont worry he'll cry himself to sleep on his gigantic pillah... best.movie.ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:34pm
  • BETTY! JUDY! JOSIE and those HOT PUSSYCATS!!! OMG i friggin' loooove that movie, i'ma have to watch it soon now!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:43pm
  • His poems in the movie sucked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:15pm
  • Best TFLN ever! I love love love that movie. They make me horny sarurday morny girls in cartuins will leave me in ruins! Hahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:18pm
  • Do you link your own sausage?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:26pm
  • Brilliant text!! In my top 5 fav movies of all time!!! Then he pissed in the bitches occular cavity. ...you can call me Vicky:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:11am
  • i love that. i thought i was the only one that remembered that movie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:50pm
  • they put an addective chemical in their chicken that make you CRAVE it fortnightly... Jackass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:34pm
  • Hahaha, getting stoned sounds fun now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:11pm
  • I think this is the funniest thing I've ever read on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:54am
  • So I married an axe murderer!!! Loooove it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:33am
  • FUCKING LOVE THAT MOVIE! HEAD PANTS NOW!

    Submitted by cafe73 on Jan 20, 11 at 9:08pm
  • Hard hearted harbinger of haggis.... ...Seriously. I would totally sleep with this texter for this TFLN alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:21am
  • i looove that movie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:05pm
  • Heeeeead paper now!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 6:44pm
  • Harriet. Harr-i-et. You acted cuckoo cuz you thought I would leave you. Sweet bird. Ahhhh-AHHHH!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:02am
  • good GOD i love that movie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:19pm
  • It's like sputnk, spherical but quite pointy at parts!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:33pm
  • this is my favorite movie ever. hahah love it..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:29pm
  • Scared? I'd be hoping for it!

    Submitted by courtchronic on Feb 14, 12 at 10:19am
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