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  • 51 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:59pm

    ha!! i thought my sister & i were the only ones who still use incredibly outdated obscure movie quotes....finally, i feel so normal

  • 49 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:55pm

    we have a piper down! repeat! we have a piper down!

  • 46 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:29am

    "I know most men will say sense of humor is the first thing they look for in a woman, but I'm going to have to go with breast size"

  • 39 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:34pm

    It's one of those movies that you think you're the only person that saw it. Haha

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:11pm

    I need to smoke some of that!

  • 45 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:36am

    Perfect So I Married an Axe Murderer reference. <3

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:01pm

    omg i thought i was the only person who had seen that movie before. mike meyer's best work

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:59pm

    so i married an axe murderer <3

  • 42 45
    Submitted by cafe73 on Jan 20, 11 at 9:08pm

    FUCKING LOVE THAT MOVIE! HEAD PANTS NOW!

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:07pm

    Love that movie so much. Great reference.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:30am

    ah ha ha ha!! I love all of you guys!! Im constantly introducing this movie to everyone I know. P.S.. if I were ever faced with that kind of situation, I'd probably feel/do the same

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:43pm

    BETTY! JUDY! JOSIE and those HOT PUSSYCATS!!! OMG i friggin' loooove that movie, i'ma have to watch it soon now!!

  • 37 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:26pm

    Do you link your own sausage?

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:18pm

    Best TFLN ever! I love love love that movie. They make me horny sarurday morny girls in cartuins will leave me in ruins! Hahahahahahahaha

  • 35 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:10pm

    HEAD...MOVE. He's got a huuggee noggin'

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:52pm

    <3 that movie. RIP Phil Hartman

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:00pm

    SHE WAS A THIEF YOU GOTTA BELIEF SHE STOLE MY HEART AND MY CAT.

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:11am

    Brilliant text!! In my top 5 fav movies of all time!!! Then he pissed in the bitches occular cavity. ...you can call me Vicky:)

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:20pm

    Oh, he'll be cryin himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow. It's like an orange on a toothpick!

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:15pm

    His poems in the movie sucked.

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:13pm

    My favorite movie of all time - it is evil, like fru-ets of the dee-vil....

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:50pm

    i love that. i thought i was the only one that remembered that movie!

  • 32 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:54am

    I think this is the funniest thing I've ever read on here

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:33am

    So I married an axe murderer!!! Loooove it.

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:25pm

    she makes me horny on saturday morning woman

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:19pm

    good GOD i love that movie!

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:02am

    Harriet. Harr-i-et. You acted cuckoo cuz you thought I would leave you. Sweet bird. Ahhhh-AHHHH!

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:05pm

    i looove that movie!

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:59pm

    I only read the replies for this text cuz I wanted to relive the best parts of the movie without actually watching it. Thanks guys! ...wooo-man!

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:21am

    Hard hearted harbinger of haggis.... ...Seriously. I would totally sleep with this texter for this TFLN alone.

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:11pm

    Hahaha, getting stoned sounds fun now

  • 30 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:34pm

    they put an addective chemical in their chicken that make you CRAVE it fortnightly... Jackass!

  • 24 39
    Submitted by courtchronic on Feb 14, 12 at 10:19am

    Scared? I'd be hoping for it!

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:34pm

    its like an orange on a toothpick....dont worry he'll cry himself to sleep on his gigantic pillah... best.movie.ever.

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 6:44pm

    Heeeeead paper now!!

  • 25 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:33pm

    It's like sputnk, spherical but quite pointy at parts!

  • 31 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:29pm

    this is my favorite movie ever. hahah love it..