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  • 82 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 8:52pm

    Yeah. I couldn't hold out either. My husband has said the same words to me before.

  • 73 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:59am

    hahhahahaha this is hilarious because i think everyone has tried to threaten no sex at least once then realized they couldn't do it either

  • 69 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:50am

    ah maaan, it was always me threatenin my ex with no sex, an he always used those exact words against me.

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:15pm

    this is potentially the least funny tfln ever.

  • 63 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:40pm

    i could hold out if someone sent me a text like this.

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:06am

    bahahaha, i think its hilarious

  • 64 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:07am

    Cows chew 'cud', could. And don't get me started on using a letter to replace the word.

  • 57 47
    Submitted by samantha17 on Mar 11, 10 at 2:16am

    i could definitely hold out...i do what ppl tell me i cant

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:13pm

    Risky maneuver bro, hope it paid off for you. Gotta watch that these sluts don't go elsewhere to get it like the whores they are.

    • 58 60
      Submitted by Khutch636 on Mar 18, 10 at 10:10pm

      wow. bitter much? haha don't stereotype all women - thanks so much! k bye!

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:00am

    ahahahaha ! janahannnn

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:22am

    LOL!!! My ex-bf used to say that too me all the time. He was right. I would beg after 12 hours. God I have no self control.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by hookemhorns0389 on Mar 13, 10 at 11:40pm

    Maybe learn to spell?

  • 49 51
    Submitted by M2DOOM on Jul 25, 10 at 11:34pm

    you know the OP means business by the way they spelled could

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:21pm

    Ha! My boyfriend said this to me the other day!!!

  • 35 27
    Submitted by jltc on Feb 9, 12 at 7:07pm

    Don't "threaten no sex". You're reinforcing stupid gender roles from long ago. That's a bad thing. \n\nI'm a guy, incidentally.

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Khutch636 on Mar 18, 10 at 10:09pm

    hahah this is freakin hilarious!