Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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