dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
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that sounds good actually
when i read this it makes me smile. and i think that there was no bread involved which makes it better since i see two slices of tomato with cheese, doritos between them.
Made that exact sandwich before. It IS awesome.
the "you were so wasted" part isnt very original, but what they do is different everytime and often quite genius. therefore we can conclude from the TFLN exclusion theory that the text is funny. also, were there buns involved? if not what order were the objects placed in the microwave because you wouldnt want the cheese melting to the bottom.
That does sound good! I'll have to\nTry it sometime!
All good minues the five minute heat up time in the microwave...
That sounds good!\n\nToo funny )
This sounds like nachos to me, not a sandwich. Unless the presence of bread was implied?
My idea once...yes, under some serious influence...was doritos and chocolate sauce...suprisingly, it didn't suck. I wasn't really good though either...the flavors kinda' cancelled themselves out.
sounds yummy, but 5 minutes is waaay to long. 30 seconds would be perfect
I'm i the only one tire of the all the fucking "you were sooo wasted that.." txts?
I like how the op put "ate" instead of "made", so this guy apparently ate the sandwich, THEN heated it in the microwave for 5 min.
that cheese would be fucking charred after 5 minutes in the microwave! what the fuck lol.
Holyshit. That sounds amazing. But yeah, 5 minutes will melt everything, maybe a minute
this person is a genuis. im sure a lot of people are gonna go try that. i know i am
Way to represent Phoenix. I'm proud
A nacho sandwich would be good as fuck.
hope you cut your finger off trying to cut a tomato...
who the fuck pushed bad night
i see nothing wrong with this
ok, i can understand that the drunk munchies make you crave weird concoctions....but i DON'T understand how they can make you think five minutes is an appropriate amount of time to microwave a sandwich for lol.
sounds so good, wasted mind = best mind.
4:24, That's a lot of anger being spewed to someone who made a sandwich. Vegan?
accidental genius...love it!
On my way to the store now for some doritos! MAYBE the whole 5mins is a bit much...but it'd work great in a skillet cooking it like a real grilled cheese....yummmmmmers! Someone's an accidental genius!
does sound good. i call the text fake because thats something id try, sober or otherwise. 7 thumbs up.
Ok so this is going to be my new 4am snack...
I agree, that sounds really good.
Sounds delicious! Definitely gonna try that, maybe add some jalapenos! Mmm
Ahh, good times... Good times...