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  • 78 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:14am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because her cat ate the food that she was planning to eat after she got dressed which is obvious foreshadowing to a bad day! -Jeff

  • 73 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:43am

    I thought it was funny bc I have a cat that does the same Shit

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:48pm

    Chuck norris once put on glasses...he found he could see so much he could see all the way to the back of his head. Jeff's mom

  • 64 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:52am

    I think it's very funny.

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:04pm

    I likey. My cats would have eaten me to get to the toast.

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:59pm

    what the fuck kind of monster cqt do you have???

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:49am

    Thats why dogs r better then cats

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:24pm

    HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHhAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH !

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:05pm

    when i was 8, my dog ate the cake my mom made me for my birthday.. still havent gotten over it :(

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:49am

    I think you meant to post this on "texts from this morning" not on "texts from last night." Oh, there is no TFTM? Then you shouldn't have posted it at all.

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:43am

    My cats name is mittens

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:58am

    Hey 9:49 shut the fuck up this is funny if your cat has ever eaten your toast you realize how funny this actually is

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:29am

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:11am

    this shit is stupid. who cares. not funny. why do they post this crap?

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:20am

    This text is funny...in America.

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:01am

    Fuck, fuck, fuck. Mods SUCK.

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:57am

    Oh I get it, your cat wasn't supposed to eat the toast because you made it for yourself. That's really funny. -Jeff