my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
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Oh I get it! It's funny because her cat ate the food that she was planning to eat after she got dressed which is obvious foreshadowing to a bad day!
I thought it was funny bc I have a cat that does the same
what the fuck kind of monster cqt do you have???
I likey. My cats would have eaten me to get to the toast.
Chuck norris once put on glasses...he found he could see so much he could see all the way to the back of his head.
I think you meant to post this on "texts from this morning" not on "texts from last night." Oh, there is no TFTM? Then you shouldn't have posted it at all.
I think it's very funny.
Hey 9:49 shut the fuck up this is funny if your cat has ever eaten your toast you realize how funny this actually is
You wanna know how I got these scars?
when i was 8, my dog ate the cake my mom made me for my birthday.. still havent gotten over it :(
Thats why dogs r better then cats
this shit is stupid. who cares. not funny. why do they post this crap?
My cats name is mittens
This text is funny...in America.
Oh I get it, your cat wasn't supposed to eat the toast because you made it for yourself. That's really funny.
Fuck, fuck, fuck. Mods SUCK.