whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
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Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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