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  • 5:41 killed the joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:55pm
  • You're never gettin' outta here again. -Willis!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:26pm
  • Haha let's talk about how this was MY text. No I'm not from Ridgeville. lol

    Submitted by SuperGlueGirl on Apr 29, 10 at 8:12pm
  • My dick got hard after reading 502, 504, and 524

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:26pm
  • I FUCKIN LOVE COLORING

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Omg my friend did it tonight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:49am
  • hahahahaha how crazy, that really happened to my friend tonight! AHH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:25am
  • I'm missing a patch of skin off of my scrotum. Coincidence? I don't think so.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:52pm
  • 5:24(1), my dick got hard after I read you got hard because of 5:02

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:41pm
  • OP follow up! OP follow up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:16pm
  • I went to the dentist and he told me my gums were shrinking. Turns out I was mistakenly brushing my teeth with Preparation H. Maybe the OP made the same mistake with superglue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:24pm
  • Ok 1:31 just went too far

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:35pm
  • 5:02, my dick got rock hard after I read your post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:24pm
  • HAHAHAHA. I've totally done that before. Never try doing crafts while drinking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:07pm
  • First! And how did you manage that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:01pm
  • 440 isnt just ridgeville! god ridgeville people are retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:22pm
  • 5:24 I see a lawsuit in your near future.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:12pm
  • 6:48-- DO NOT glue this onto the back of your gf's head. To all the fucktards, have fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:01pm
  • My dick WAS hard then I read this and let's just say not even Rosie odonnel has made me more limp than this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:48pm
  • This is why you shouldn't play with toddlers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:11pm
  • hahahahaha I've done that before too! it also included crafts and drinking. Gluing beer cans to a wooden letter.. oops

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:12am
  • i'll put some superglue on your tongue hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:25pm
  • Long story or no long story, it's OP follow up time!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Forsaken and Pimpinjg are never gonna stop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:26pm
  • WTF 5:24, prep h really?! U didn't notice the lack of Minty freshness when u were done brushing, or the disgusting taste I'm sure prep h had when you used it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:39pm
  • Charles Rutheford misses a womens touch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:37pm
  • it's not superglue, it's Chuck Norris' cum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:02pm