Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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5:41 killed the joke
My dick got hard after reading 502, 504, and 524
Haha let's talk about how this was MY text. No I'm not from Ridgeville. lol
I FUCKIN LOVE COLORING
You're never gettin' outta here again.
I'm missing a patch of skin off of my scrotum. Coincidence? I don't think so.
hahahahaha how crazy, that really happened to my friend tonight! AHH
Omg my friend did it tonight
5:24(1), my dick got hard after I read you got hard because of 5:02
Ok 1:31 just went too far
HAHAHAHA. I've totally done that before. Never try doing crafts while drinking.
5:02, my dick got rock hard after I read your post
OP follow up! OP follow up!
I went to the dentist and he told me my gums were shrinking. Turns out I was mistakenly brushing my teeth with Preparation H.
Maybe the OP made the same mistake with superglue.
First! And how did you manage that?
440 isnt just ridgeville! god ridgeville people are retarded
6:48-- DO NOT glue this onto the back of your gf's head. To all the fucktards, have fun.
5:24 I see a lawsuit in your near future.
My dick WAS hard then I read this and let's just say not even Rosie odonnel has made me more limp than this.
This is why you shouldn't play with toddlers.
i'll put some superglue on your tongue hahaha
hahahahaha I've done that before too! it also included crafts and drinking. Gluing beer cans to a wooden letter.. oops
WTF 5:24, prep h really?! U didn't notice the lack of Minty freshness when u were done brushing, or the disgusting taste I'm sure prep h had when you used it?
Long story or no long story, it's OP follow up time!!
Forsaken and Pimpinjg are never gonna stop
it's not superglue, it's Chuck Norris' cum
Charles Rutheford misses a womens touch!