Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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5:41 killed the joke
You're never gettin' outta here again.
My dick got hard after reading 502, 504, and 524
Haha let's talk about how this was MY text. No I'm not from Ridgeville. lol
Omg my friend did it tonight
5:24(1), my dick got hard after I read you got hard because of 5:02
hahahahaha how crazy, that really happened to my friend tonight! AHH
I'm missing a patch of skin off of my scrotum. Coincidence? I don't think so.
I FUCKIN LOVE COLORING
I went to the dentist and he told me my gums were shrinking. Turns out I was mistakenly brushing my teeth with Preparation H.
Maybe the OP made the same mistake with superglue.
Ok 1:31 just went too far
OP follow up! OP follow up!
5:02, my dick got rock hard after I read your post
HAHAHAHA. I've totally done that before. Never try doing crafts while drinking.
First! And how did you manage that?
440 isnt just ridgeville! god ridgeville people are retarded
5:24 I see a lawsuit in your near future.
6:48-- DO NOT glue this onto the back of your gf's head. To all the fucktards, have fun.
My dick WAS hard then I read this and let's just say not even Rosie odonnel has made me more limp than this.
This is why you shouldn't play with toddlers.
hahahahaha I've done that before too! it also included crafts and drinking. Gluing beer cans to a wooden letter.. oops
i'll put some superglue on your tongue hahaha
Long story or no long story, it's OP follow up time!!
WTF 5:24, prep h really?! U didn't notice the lack of Minty freshness when u were done brushing, or the disgusting taste I'm sure prep h had when you used it?
Forsaken and Pimpinjg are never gonna stop
Charles Rutheford misses a womens touch!
it's not superglue, it's Chuck Norris' cum