whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Randomize