The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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