just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Come see our sink grown plant.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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