Porn is love you can see.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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