I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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