Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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