I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
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Are you sleeping ok?
Or with one eye open?
Quit saying "watch your back" or "die" or "you just ruined some person's life". This person has done a GOOD thing by turning in a drug dealer. All you care about is your own stupid little teenage rebellions. If this person does get beaten up or killed, it'll be because of awful people like you!
i'd bet money that 80% of the people posting on here trying to act like badasses are some little 17 year olds on their summer vacation who have NOO idea what they're talking about.
and i'd also guess that the person that got ratted on wasn't dealing just weed. there would not be a reward for that.
so get your panties out of a bunch.
Pot, I'd ignore. I love weed. If the dealer was shady and dealing hard drugs, fuck 'im, I'll take the $500 easily.
I don't owe any dealer who disrespects the neighbor shit.
Jeez, what uptight asses. People on drugs need to get a life. Pot, I'd ignore, but anything more and I'd have called the police for free. Are you kidding? No way in hell I'm putting up with that in my neighborhood!
thats fucked up...
suck my dick asshole
You have no idea the hate I have for you if its weed. Try to imagine my hate.
dick move--Karma wants that $500 back
wow. when you are done calling the cops on people maybe try to get the sand out of your vagina.
This whole thread makes me want to stand in my backyard every night smoking a huge joint and holding a shotgun and staring my neighbors down over the fence. DO SOMETHING, I FUCKIn DARE YA.
Silly 3:39, 956 IS Mexico.
3:20, it's a damn good thing you can't afford to live out here in my neighborhood. You would definitely fuck up the property values out here where us white folk live!
This is fucking hilarious! All these anonymous threats on an anonymous person are fucking priceless, keep it up you stupid cunts.
Good job at paying your rent... hope u live long enough to pay it tho.
3:09 Hehe mayyyne I'll happily terrorize the shit out of people like you when I'm a cop. 'Course I won't go out of my way to be a fucking dick, just wait for you guys to shit on your own lives.
you can so tell that drug dealers are douchebags. seriously. are you threatening a person anonymously on tfln? i mean SERIOUSLY. get a life. we are on here to laugh at you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
at this point with the economy being shit i'd sell out just about anybody for $500
to 2:49 up top... "you pot heads are losers to"....
sorry buddy. i smoke and am damn proud of it. let me guess, you drink alcohol. after smoking you are way more functional than drinking. And our brains must work better. i mean if not, you should know that you should've put "too." as in "also." but hey, smokers are the losers right? lol what a dumb ass go hang your head in shame... and drink more
id do it for 20 bucks
Lots of pussies acting tough in this one huh?
$500? I'd do that shit for $100.
you must take one heavy anal pounding daily to suck that much
you people are pathetic
I don't care if their a fucking bubble gum dealer, for $500, I'm getting my ass some stitches.
lol im against fucking over people on weed charges, but shit if he happened to sell me some pot and it was crappy, fuck that shit id so call the cops n collect 500 bucks just for having to smoke garbage ;p
4:02 im gonna drop you for talking shit to a girl
it better not be pot cause thats a bitch move big time
snitches get stiches bitch
True story: I live two houses from a meth dealer and put up with that shit for about a year. Then one of his clients almost ran over my son and me. Had a meeting with that fuck in his front yard, told him my cousin kicks in doors for the drug task force, etc. His ass moved out that week.
This is still funny, though. if you have to get a reward to pay your rent, you probably need to get a job or start selling drugs yourself.
fuck you. thats a bitch move
bet you this was in GHOST TOWN! UP THE DRUGGIES!
haha sorry but i dont give a fuck id also call the cops for the 500 bucks...
then id move out!
your a cuntfuck for doin that but i still lol'd
11:08 is insecure about the size of his penis.
It's funny how all you clowns are getting riled up over a fake text
your a fucking snitch
I'd call the cops on myself for $500
Drug dealers make awful neighbors. I'd call for free too.
i hate you as a person.
/facepalm @ 9/10 of the replies
4:20 (ironic, heh) THANK YOU. People are friggin' idiots if they think the cops would dish out $500 for a fuckin grass peddler.
Ahahahha. Who says it's a pot dealer, what if it's something shitty horrible like crack or heroin?! I say fuck the druggies, and good job buddy.
i smoke. i'm not an asshole or a douchebag. i alsi think all these guys acting all ballsy on this must be retarded. YOU"RE the kind of smokers who make me not want to smoke. can't smoke and chill. You give smokers a bad name. you're the idiots.
tell me you wouldnt do it for 500 bucks.
GREAT! how ya gonna pay it next month?
ok, if they were a meth dealer i would say good job, but if they were just a pot dealer, that is a dick move
Dude, $500 is rent. since when is paying rent shit?
4:40 your a mucho grande douchebag
Wow. Either a.) the dealer sold pot, which makes the OP a major douche, or b.) he sold more than just weed, which makes the OP a dead douche.
Either way, at least the dealer was earning his rent.
there goes your connect, clown.
awesome- now that guy is going to be short on HIS rent AND get fucked for not having stash. i officially hope your karma turns around to bite. thats just sad :(
Whos to say he wasn't a meth dealer, or a heroin dealer?
Lmao. Ok everyone on here trying to act hardcore is just laughable. Real hardcore people do not sit around on tfln making empty threats. Plus if it was some sort of lab I'd fucking call too. It takes one mistake to blow up a house. I bet you'll be crying to the cops after your house blows up. I can't wait.
Oh yeah, 3:59? I know Chai Tea. I will fuck your day up, bitch! You can meet me at McDonalds. 30 minutes.
wth, whats so bad about the weed? and why do people have to bitch about it. it doesnt hurt them its our choice. asshole suck my cock
I did the same thing last month for 200. And guess what... I SMOKE POT. I turned in a meth and X dealer that sold to 15 year olds. Fuck that.
I'm glad you posted this man. Made me feel loads better. Fuck all you people that are about to call me a snitch. Go get a life, put down the needle, go to a meeting.
Oh, and the OP is going to Hell? Wheres the dealer going? Oh wait, thats right, prison...
youre probably going to get shot now..
why dont you write down every license plate on the road that you see do something illegal?? fucking ass clown!! take care of something yourself instead of just telling on someone to someone else! im not a dope head but there is no way i would have done that! plus all you guys who said they would do the same for $500 are losers because that wont get you shit!
Did they bother you, did they do anything wrong except selling drugs. Why don't you go fuck yourself.
Shut up and go back to your bong hits, Cheech.
Again, the only people that are upset are the duggies. Calling the cops. Classic Move :)
if any of you who have been saying you'd call yourself in for $500 were actually a drug dealer, you'd be aware how stupid that statement is since you could make $500 in a day or two. nice job, guys.
i hope they find out it was you man....fuckin weak move
Oh yeah, 2:58? I'll kick your ass right now, skinny little bitch! You want some of this? I'm HUGE! Meet me at the McDonalds in half an hour. I will fuck your day up! Tough guy.
chances are if its a pot dealer he definitely would not get stitches for being a snitch, every pot dealer i know is a skinny little bitch. and they dont carry guns. because theyre pussies. not that carrying a gun makes you a man.
wow.... 'snitches get stiches, and then lye in ditches'? 'suck my dick?' 'piece of shit'? how old are you, people??? oh yeah, that's right... you're prob in HS and think you're so badass for smoking pot. Every pot dealer I know is a skinny pussy ass guy anyways. AND cops wouldnt give $500 reward just for a pot dealer, people! Quit your bitching!
3:50 - f-k yeah $500 is about 80% of my rent and I'm in a little college shit box. But I wish A LOT of you guys would go to college. Seriously.
i don't believe in sending more people to jail for drug offenses. i wouldn't do that for $500 bucks. seriously. maybe given some unforscene circumstances where i didn't have a job or any money in my bank account (knock on wood), but i'd work tirelessly to prevent that from happening if i could. i'd rather call everyone i know and ask to borrow money than possibly send someone to jail. ps. what if he has to testify against that guy? that'd be bad
Get a paying job! Like the dealer! Poor dude in jail now & all his junkie addicts are going to too rob someone or go some where & get killed cause there dealer is in jail! You fuckin suck as a person to do that! Let the police do it!
wow what a douchebag
Not a very good drug dealer if the neighbors figured it out, either. Seriously.
Everyone who says "watch your back" or "snitch" obviously does some type of drug...fail. And I fail to see 2:52s point saying "bad karma." I don't see how doing something supposedly good would get you that. Once again...fail. I would too call myself in for $500 and good job.
poor guys just trynaa help people feel good
wow, you're a douchebag. I hope someone steals that 500 from you
6:10 ------ you are the shit. definitely NOT a douchebag like 3/4 of these posters.
shut up no one cares
snitches get stitches because they are bitches
For 500 bucks you sold your soul! I don't know how you can live with yourself! You suck
Yeah you're a waste of life. You cant get your own rent money without snitching, yet you turn someone in who's trying to get money too (Except without bothering others)? I hope that dealer finds out you turned him/her in, which is very likely. Then justice will be served. Pussy
STRAIGHT PIECE OF SHIT
where the fuck do you live!?! $1000 for rent?
lie* in ditches. the lye gets puffed after. haha and its prolly the dumbest thing ever. wonder how many drug dealers in 956 are gonna be breaking into their neighbors houses in the next couple weeks. talk about dumb. hope your 500 dollar rent was worth the 10 grand worth of damage your gonna eat when he burns down your apartment. guess how hard it is to make molotov cocktails? guess.
Most of the people posting on here make me want to set the whole world on fire. At any rate, you fuck-head druggies think you're so bad? Who says the drug dealer is a badass? He might be EFFING RETARDED. Fuck 'em! The cops are tough too, man. They'll fuck you til you're blind. Have a jolly day.
Bitch move. I hope your house burns down while your sleeping in it.
if this texts is even true he prolly knows this by now.....after you receive a reward for not minding your own fucking business, your name goes on a special list because you're not technically an informant ...an there are ways to go about obtaining that list which will have your name address an your reason for making that shameful list....take it from me bad career choice kids, people like us don't just forgive an forget....we don't play by the rules either, just keep that in mind next time you
im going to call the cops on meixco, i should get like a 10 million dollar reward
they're probably gonna kill you now, good job.
Weed is nothing in 956, thats like Harlingen right on the border. It was probably Meth, Coke and all of the above. I couldnt see the cops paying money for a pot bust down there. They get it at the check points all the time. Bad thing is if you snitch you might get caught some of the cops deal coke too haha.
get em to spot you a 8ball at least before you call the fuz
that sucks.....bummed me out
dude i would have done it for free. all the dope heads need to get on with it. they are effin losers. you pot heads are losers to. get a life!
your a fucking ass hole like if i saw a drug deal go down i wudnt even think to call the po po id go buy an ounce so fuck you
4:02 is actually hilarious if you guys have ANY humor whatsoever :-\ And I agree it kinda sucks being a female martial artist of any kind because of physical build disadvantage... but then again I took away a LOT more than physical stuff from time in it. It's character and dignity and all that shit more than anything.
people are taking this one a little too serious. who cares. your only pissed off if you are a dope head.
I want to meet someone at McDonalds for a rumble too...
You're a prick.
i shall hang my head in shame & drink more alcohol because a pot head thinks im a loser for not using "also"
i love the legal system.
2:45 and 2:46 FTW. it was prob meth. free rent!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah and you better be watching your back bitch
yeah as long as it isnt a hardcore drug but just like pot than he's a hero but if it was pot, dude there going to be some pissed off potheads at you
Females in MMA are hilarious. A feather weight (135lb) dude with average fighting skills can take on a middlewieght (185lb) girl whos expert level like it's nothing. MMA bitches are a joke. Fuck Texas.
I've seen a 105lb chic beat a 205lb dude. It's about technique.
umm actually $500 will get get me shit...one night with your sister
2:09 shut the hell up, first if its meth i doubt you need 500 for rent considering its probably a trailer...and not all drug dealers are violent thugs, and no one is making people buy the drugs from them, people start selling because of a high demand for it, not the other way around, so if you have a drug problem blame yourself
i almost called the cops on my neighbor for free this morning- not because he was dealing drugs but because he was coked out and trying to kick down my front door while screaming at the top of his lungs at 5am. i think people that do drugs are fine as long they don't fuck with any one else
4:02 - LMFARO I'm not afraid of you. Chai Tea is a latte. I also took M.M.A. for 6 years. I'm a girl by the way. I wasn't raised to do pot or any of this little shit. I have proper manners, moron. I don't fight in public nor will I ever.
Nobodys saying youre a loser for not doing drugs, theyre saying you should stop fucking judging people just because they decide to smoke a plant. Asshole.
FUCKED. STRAIGHT FUCKED.
Mayne, it ain't about Fuck Texas. The stupids are everywhere.
Wow. 956 is really ghetto. I live there.
I seriously can't stand living there. I'm one of the little snobs. Haha. I'm glad you called in those drug dealers.They deserve it. I'd call for free.
2:48 is right... even if it was some hard shit, unless they fucking with you or other ppl you should stay the fuck out of their business
haha dude EVERYONE in the 956 lives near a drug dealer or someone who does drugs. Good luck not getting killed.
sorry dude, you're going to hell for that one........not a smart move
FUCK THE POPO i'll gladly watch pigs burn alive
It doesn't say "pot" dealer...
HEY TERI!!!!!!!! UR A BITCH.... AND WE ALL KNOW IT WAS U....
3:47 - Thanks, dickwad. That's good to know.
3:50 - bring it I'm in taking tae kwon do, dumbfuck.
if $500 is all youre paying for rent youre either in college or living in a dump
Hmmm...I wonder if i will get a reward by the Cops for reporting the fight, AT MCDONAALDS, for saving that clowns ass while hes getting his HUGE ass face kicked in????
^^^^ bitch. i will kick your ass so hard you will spend the rest of your life flinching at fast movement.
if the dealer was doing something that negatively effected me in some way, i would call the cops. but if you called the cops just because they have a different lifestyle that doesnt effect you but also happens to be illegal and you needed money, then fuck you.
i did it, and ill do it again too
3:00 you are the biggest douchebag EVER. grande size. mucho grande.
If you deal drugs, that's the risk you take.
It would be MAD funny if he spent his $500 reward on weed!
Look at how upset all these low-life druggies are. They just feel threatened because they know they are sick and that going to jail is what will happen to each and every one of them if they don't quit. I've been off drugs for a year now and my life is 100x better. I actually HAVE a life now! Go get help people...it's out there.
Dude, I smoke weed every day and I love my life man, I'm also in college and maintain a 3.2 average, I also have a social life and enjoy smoking weed everyday. Not everyone that does drugs is an asshole low life, and frankly I'm mad at the sterotype; if it's good enough for our four fathers, it's good enough for me
Im not sure what is worst, that you did that or that you're proud of it
Some of you retards missed the irony lesson re: the "meet me at McDonalds" post, I think.
whats funny is he called the cops,, they got busted, went to trail, were convicted and got the reward all in the same day......cause thats how that shit works. + i'd also call the cops on myself for $500
Jesus Christ, there are 9 too many douche bag on this site. Namely, the nine posting above me.
Stfu I live in the 956 don't hate.
2:55 that made no fucking sense
Oh that's brilliant!
Go around saying how you made a drug dealer get caught, real smart.
I hope you don't have kids, because it looks like they're gonna grow up without a daddy and probably end up as dealers themselves...
nah if its pot, than that was a bitch move.
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Fuck you! I hope you choke and die while sucking cock you bitch!
oh and the grande. mucho grande douche i was talking about is the 2nd 3:00
the first 3:00 is so not a douche.
Wow...Okay... No one is going to get a $500 reward for snitching on someone who has a little weed, so if this was true, then it was obviously something a bit worse than that..
hahahaahhahahahahahahaha all this shit is hilarious, to all t he badasses, everyone can act tough on an anonymous website, but the shit is illegal....ILLEGAL, in case you were ignorant the first time the word appeared...40-50% of murders go unsolved in most places, so the ones who have the best chance of being in that crew are the dealers and the users...sweet, im glad we cleared that up
There is a lot of hostility going on here. I think we all need to mellow the fuck out and smoke a bowl. Oh wait...I guess the OP made that out of the question. ASS HOLE!
snitch ass fuccing bitch
total bitch move.
hey hey i like texas.
snitches get stiches, and then lye in ditches
I would have done the same thing. If I can tell they're dealing drugs (I'm not the kind to look for it, and if people keep to themselves I don't much care what they do) they're obviously affecting other people.
Also, not all drug dealers are the kind you see on TV. Grow up. And, if they do break into where I live, I am within my right to defend myself and happen to be armed.
so did you just wake up one day and decide "im going to suck at life today"....and im guessing you texted your parents bc im sure no one would actually want to be your friend
All you losers looking to rumble at Mickey D's over dis gotta know I F'd Ronald UP!
So many fools sound like that... enough. Think a little. LMAO
haaha yeah 3:47's right...3:46 i wanna cage fight you
That's a double-win right there.
Hahahaha! Nice move! For $500, hell yeah I'd turn in the local half-assed dealer. This shit ain't "Boyz 'n the Hood", every dealer I've known was a giant pussy, wouldn't hurt shit. Take the profit, my man!
Yeah, because those drug dealers are reading this right now, plotting their revenge. SHUT THE FUCK UP! WE GET IT! You do drugs and everyone that doesn't is a tool. Enough with the dumb ass threats.
Dude, just chill.
We can't all live with our parents 3:50
Hell I'd call it in for less!
eather pay the rent by selling drugs, or selling out the drug dealers. its a dog eat dog world, so props.
I like pasta
snitches get stiches
fuck you and your 500, go bust a meth lab you pussy
Is this Laredo texas cause I got a 956 code
If you have kids i'd understand calling even if it was just a pot dealer, other than that, it was a bitch move.
snitches get stitches x2
@June 18, 2009 3:29AM
Not all drug users are junkies - do some research fuckhead.
hahahah this is the funniest thing ive seen today...
personaly i think its great that you did that, why would you want to live next to a dealer if you dont buy for them? lol..
only in the valley. everyone has at least 4 dealers in their phone without even knowing it lol
okay, all i would like to say that if the dealer was dealing weed, wtf dude why'd you have to call the cops? there are things out there a lot worse than weed. if it was like coke, heroin, meth, etc. okay, i get it. i wouldn't want the people who use that stuff around my living space either. but i still don't think i would call the cops.
haha druggies, if it pisses you off so much, move to amsterdam
"Today when selling drugs to collect money to pay my rent, the cops showed up arresteb me, and gave my neighbor 500 bucks, FML." true story...
You're fucked, man. Getting 500 dollars for a drug bust does not mean it was simply weed. And all of those who are saying "who's going to get you while that guy's in jail" are fucking stupid. Clearly this guy KNOWS other people in this business. They WILL find out and I wouldn't be surprised if they went to get you. They are definitely not scared to do so.
Only in the valley...
good job i would have done it too!!! :)
if it was pot fuck no. but if it was heroine or some shit. awww hell nah! 2:46 is the bomb
if a dealer is being discrete about his biz, then the texter is a asshole, if the dealer was being a asshole then you had the fucking right to cash in. show respect to the people nearby the dealermans house or this happens..
you are fucked man, better watch your back
it could be brownsville, texas too
apparently, the 956 is a bordertown code
no wonder his neighbors were potdealers
we all know at least 10
I definitely agree. FUCK TEXAS. We should move Texas to Philadelphia, that's how bad it sucks. And it would fit, if we kick out all the beaners.
Snitches get stiches, its as,easy as that, the pigs are the last people u call
i hope they burn your place down. die in a fire you fucking snitch.
hmmm...Lots of drug dealers live near my house. how do you go about getting your money?
"damn, that was my connect!" jkjk :)
That's just bad form, man.
funny thing is dealers in the 956 area are dime a dozen. they are like taco stands in mexico...no biggie