Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
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I don't know what context could explain this
marry, fuck, kill? marry chandler, fuck joey, kill ross
I love how many replies this got!
I'd fuck Joey, for sure. He's GOTTA know what he's doing... mmmm
Miss Chanandler Bong
im a straight guy and i say fuckin joey. i thought hed win for sure. cmon its rediculous- hes the funniest, coolist, best lookin, and knows what hes doin. chander second. hell no to ross. rachel and monica are hot as hell-mainly rachel
Joey, he'd probably give great head.
How u dooooooooooooooin??
he'll make you a sandwich afterwards.
chandler = ew
joey = quickie
ross = dynamo
I would swallow and blow Chandler any day. Ever.
second season joey...
it isnt a personality contest it's a "who i would bang contest"
I was waiting for someone to mention ugly naked guy ahahha
Smelly cat would be epic.
chandler, without a doubt.
so this has turned into a game of wed, bed, dead...? agreed with 3:06- wed chandler, bed joey, ross dead :P
Ross has the nicest body by far (watch 6 days 7 nights he's shirtless alot in it)
yeah I am surprised everybody is choosing Ross too
Chandler and Joey because they both made me laugh.
friends = favorite(:
Gunther from he coffee shop lol
Thank you, 7:40PM.
Joey is gooooood lookin', but Chandler....
I remember when Kathy ran into Monica's apartment to thank her. ;]
Chandlerrr, Ross and then Joey. The only reason Joey is last is because of how many girls he gets with.
chandler before he gets fat =]
Chandler...all the way but I would do Joey as well just to see that the deal is...no to Ross
Ross he's so sweet and passionate. I love Ross!!!
Chandler, he is ready to please.
Joey is selfish....so no.
i love me some chandler..circa season two/three
joey or chandler. xD
So that means chandler won! I would say Chandler or joey...But if I had to choose I would choose Joey...lol
this isnt a funny text.
haha to the duck.
i'd pick chandler. definitely.
i also like the gunther one.
how about ugly naked guy?
@12:14 AM. Thank you, hehe.
I'm with 3:06. I HATE Ross.
lmao @ 10:55
def joey or ross
i feel like id have to coach chandler
awww but i love ross! he is so adoring
oh my god, I am so in love with him.
yuck ross? he would start crying in the middle
Chandler, without hesitation. Joey's an idiot and Ross is booorrring.
Joey, Joey, Joey! He's....sexy. :P
Joey for a one night stand.
Ross for the real thing.
Chandler, Because he would try harder than Joey, and absolutely Ross would cry sometime during the act.. If we are talking about the chicks, I'd have to say none of them for me personally. Monica is too neurotic, Phoebe is too flighty for me personally but admittedly probably a phreak in bed. Rachel is too high maintenance.
how you doooing, joey!!!
agreed with 1:53. joey. hands down.
J0eY aND R0SS!!
and i'd probably do ross. maybe chandler. FUCK JOEY
Fuck one, marry one, kill one:
honestly, id do any of them
id tear up monica and rachel
and phoebe if we were both drunk
ross...only bc of how sweet he always was to rachel :)
estelle (joeys agent)
Ross looks boring going with, Joey now that would be a ride, my italian getty up!!
ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS I cannot get enough of Ross!
why does everyone want to fuck ross? he's such a wimp!
i would do chandler.
joey probably has lots of STDs so no thanks (even though he's the hottest)
Joey, and I agree with 11:09.
Rachel is hotter than Monica
Joey and Ross are too damn goofy.
So I'll go with Chandler.
...I'm a guy.
chandler all the way!
I'm surprised by all the people saying ross, honestly...
Whew! So I'm bored at work and just tallied up everyone's votes. At this point, it looks like Chandler has a very narrow lead (43) over Joey (41), w/Ross a distant 3rd (27).
(I gave votes to both if they said more than one, and I'm sure I'm not 100% accurate, but I was curious)
PS: My vote went to Chandler!
It's do not date. Joey. Hands down
def. have some girl on girl w monica
I feel like Joey wouldn't care enough, Ross might care too much; Chandler would be awkward but willing to please, just given how he usually acts with chicks.
This is fuckin stupid.
joey of course, i'm freaked out that theres so many people who want to do ross
Monica....... When she fat :)
ross, def. he may be sensitive and goofy but ya know he's gonna be dynamite in le sack ;)
And, maybe Ross too.
3some, ross and rachie babyyy
why the fuck do people wanna fuck ross!?
he seems like he'd cry after or something
...joey foo shoo
Chandler. I mean, c'mon.
Joey is dumb as a rock, and too muscular for my taste.
Ross is just... off-putting.
joey thennn chandlah
I'd date chandler, but I'd fuck Joey.
He'll no to Ross!
CHANDLER BING... DUH
Joey would be a good one night stand, but Chandler would be a better long time lover
ROSS??? seriously? get it together people
How YOU doin? (its from friends guys!)
ross! ugh god. so hot.
Joey, but only during the episode when he was going to the sperm bank and kept "being generous" to the girl. otherwise, chandler
if you'd asked WHAT would i do i would have said throw up... can't decide. bleugh.
Chandler. His akwardness and humor are adorable.
JOEY. maybe chandler. not Ross.
he seems most experienced and makes me laugh
and true--- would be making food afterwards =]
Chandler hands down. I mean, who wouldn't want to fuck an adorable man WITH a sense of humor? He is so funny and charming!
Chandler for SURE!!!
Chandler! ...but what would a guy think?
Ironically, joey actually stars in an episode of a softcore- erotic series. And Who ever said you'd have to coach chandler, Monica actually does coach him in Season 4. and I vote rachel...even if she is a psychobitch
2 things here suprise me. First that so many people said Ross. Second, how many people said "EW I CANT BELIEVE U SED ROSS!" (a sentiment I share, the man's a philandering prick) but I do find both those numbers fascinating.
Makes you think.
I wish people gave more credit to the person who said the duck, lmao
Oh Chandler. Hands down :)
I mean, nobody was like "EW YOU SAID CHANDLER! HE'S ALL DOUGHY AND SMELLS OF PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE!" or "JOEY IS A MORON! IT'D BE LIKE FUCKING AN AUTARD!"
Chandler hands down. Joey would give me the clap and Ross is ugoz and talks with a stupid lisp.
2:10 no he wud make u make him a sandwich after
Hmm, probably Chandler would be my first choice, cause he's good right? Then Joey, I love him but he's a player. BIG TIME.
I love chandler but I think Joey would def know what he was doing more so than the other two.
Rachel OMFG she was so hot on Friends.
I bet Ross has the biggest dick of the three.
Ross!! Then Chandler...probably not Joey.