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  • I don't know what context could explain this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:59am
  • marry, fuck, kill? marry chandler, fuck joey, kill ross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:06am
  • Miss Chanandler Bong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:40am
  • I love how many replies this got! I'd fuck Joey, for sure. He's GOTTA know what he's doing... mmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:08am
  • Chandler

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:56am
  • im a straight guy and i say fuckin joey. i thought hed win for sure. cmon its rediculous- hes the funniest, coolist, best lookin, and knows what hes doin. chander second. hell no to ross. rachel and monica are hot as hell-mainly rachel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:57am
  • How u dooooooooooooooin??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Joey, he'd probably give great head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:50pm
  • chandler = ew joey = quickie ross = dynamo

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:20pm
  • Joey. he'll make you a sandwich afterwards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:10pm
  • second season joey... it isnt a personality contest it's a "who i would bang contest"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:26pm
  • I was waiting for someone to mention ugly naked guy ahahha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:12am
  • chandler, without a doubt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:33pm
  • Smelly cat would be epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:56pm
  • I would swallow and blow Chandler any day. Ever.

    Submitted by asdasda10 on Jul 13, 10 at 11:29pm
  • chandler <3 friends = favorite(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:10am
  • Ross has the nicest body by far (watch 6 days 7 nights he's shirtless alot in it)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:42am
  • yeah I am surprised everybody is choosing Ross too Chandler and Joey because they both made me laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:13pm
  • so this has turned into a game of wed, bed, dead...? agreed with 3:06- wed chandler, bed joey, ross dead :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:39am
  • Thank you, 7:40PM. Joey is gooooood lookin', but Chandler.... I remember when Kathy ran into Monica's apartment to thank her. ;]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:51pm
  • Chandlerrr, Ross and then Joey. The only reason Joey is last is because of how many girls he gets with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:02pm
  • So that means chandler won! I would say Chandler or joey...But if I had to choose I would choose Joey...lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:01pm
  • chandler before he gets fat =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Definitely Joey. Maybe Chandler. Not Ross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:17pm
  • Gunther from he coffee shop lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:23am
  • i love me some chandler..circa season two/three

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:13pm
  • Chandler...all the way but I would do Joey as well just to see that the deal is...no to Ross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:17am
  • guy: chandler girl: monica

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:23am
  • Ross he's so sweet and passionate. I love Ross!!! Chandler, he is ready to please. Joey is selfish....so no.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:38pm
  • joey or chandler. xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:05pm
  • 'the duck' haha awesome! i also like the gunther one. how about ugly naked guy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:33am
  • awww but i love ross! he is so adoring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:10pm
  • Joey....he's hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:22pm
  • Chandler, without hesitation. Joey's an idiot and Ross is booorrring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:43pm
  • Fuck one, marry one, kill one: Kill Ross Fuck Joey Marry Chandler

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:45pm
  • haha to the duck. i'd pick chandler. definitely.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:27am
  • lmao @ 10:55 def joey or ross i feel like id have to coach chandler

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:05pm
  • this isnt a funny text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:05pm
  • I'm with 3:06. I HATE Ross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:33am
  • Joey, Joey, Joey! He's....sexy. :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:44pm
  • CHANDLER! oh my god, I am so in love with him. yuck ross? he would start crying in the middle

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:34pm
  • @12:14 AM. Thank you, hehe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:50pm
  • Joey for a one night stand. Ross for the real thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:42pm
  • honestly, id do any of them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:25am
  • 3 S0Me? J0eY aND R0SS!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:15am
  • 1 chandler 2 ross 3 joey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:15am
  • how you doooing, joey!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:11am
  • agreed with 1:53. joey. hands down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:21am
  • ross...only bc of how sweet he always was to rachel :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:38pm
  • joey!

    Submitted by waddddup on Jan 18, 10 at 8:22pm
  • estelle (joeys agent)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:41pm
  • YEAH 609! and i'd probably do ross. maybe chandler. FUCK JOEY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Chandler, Because he would try harder than Joey, and absolutely Ross would cry sometime during the act.. If we are talking about the chicks, I'd have to say none of them for me personally. Monica is too neurotic, Phoebe is too flighty for me personally but admittedly probably a phreak in bed. Rachel is too high maintenance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:10am
  • ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS I cannot get enough of Ross!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:10pm
  • Joey and Ross are too damn goofy. So I'll go with Chandler. ...I'm a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:27pm
  • id tear up monica and rachel and phoebe if we were both drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Ross looks boring going with, Joey now that would be a ride, my italian getty up!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:58pm
  • Rachel is hotter than Monica

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:24pm
  • Joey, and I agree with 11:09.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:53am
  • ross, def. he may be sensitive and goofy but ya know he's gonna be dynamite in le sack ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:19am
  • It's do not date. Joey. Hands down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:53am
  • I feel like Joey wouldn't care enough, Ross might care too much; Chandler would be awkward but willing to please, just given how he usually acts with chicks. So Chandler.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Whew! So I'm bored at work and just tallied up everyone's votes. At this point, it looks like Chandler has a very narrow lead (43) over Joey (41), w/Ross a distant 3rd (27). (I gave votes to both if they said more than one, and I'm sure I'm not 100% accurate, but I was curious) PS: My vote went to Chandler!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:40pm
  • def. have some girl on girl w monica

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:22pm
  • why does everyone want to fuck ross? he's such a wimp! i would do chandler. joey probably has lots of STDs so no thanks (even though he's the hottest)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:19pm
  • joey of course, i'm freaked out that theres so many people who want to do ross

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:09pm
  • chandler all the way! I'm surprised by all the people saying ross, honestly...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:21pm
  • Monica....... When she fat :)

    Submitted by shizzlle on May 17, 10 at 9:10pm
  • 3some, ross and rachie babyyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:40am
  • Chandler. I mean, c'mon. Joey is dumb as a rock, and too muscular for my taste. Ross is just... off-putting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:12pm
  • Chandler. And, maybe Ross too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:05pm
  • This is fuckin stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Ross.

    Submitted by shawty101 on Mar 21, 10 at 5:37pm
  • why the fuck do people wanna fuck ross!? he seems like he'd cry after or something ...joey foo shoo

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:28pm
  • joey thennn chandlah

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:43pm
  • CHANDLER BING... DUH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:01am
  • I'd date chandler, but I'd fuck Joey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Chandlerrrrr.

    Submitted by pixieestixx on Apr 6, 10 at 6:03pm
  • Chandler!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:52pm
  • Joeyyyyyy&chandler He'll no to Ross!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:18pm
  • JOEY!!(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:55am
  • Joey would be a good one night stand, but Chandler would be a better long time lover

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:04pm
  • Joeey!

    Submitted by xxtesslcxx on Aug 9, 10 at 1:51pm
  • ROSS??? seriously? get it together people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:53am
  • Joey, but only during the episode when he was going to the sperm bank and kept "being generous" to the girl. otherwise, chandler

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:38pm
  • if you'd asked WHAT would i do i would have said throw up... can't decide. bleugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:51pm
  • ross! ugh god. so hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:59pm
  • How YOU doin? (its from friends guys!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:56am
  • Chandler. His akwardness and humor are adorable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:10pm
  • JOEY. maybe chandler. not Ross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:52am
  • defs joey he seems most experienced and makes me laugh and true--- would be making food afterwards =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:34am
  • Ironically, joey actually stars in an episode of a softcore- erotic series. And Who ever said you'd have to coach chandler, Monica actually does coach him in Season 4. and I vote rachel...even if she is a psychobitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:40pm
  • Chandler! ...but what would a guy think?

    Submitted by CrimpyCrimpy on Apr 24, 10 at 10:53pm
  • Chandler hands down. I mean, who wouldn't want to fuck an adorable man WITH a sense of humor? He is so funny and charming!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:27am
  • Chandler for SURE!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:04pm
  • chandler.....love him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:36am
  • CHANDLER! hands down. or tied...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:27pm
  • 2 things here suprise me. First that so many people said Ross. Second, how many people said "EW I CANT BELIEVE U SED ROSS!" (a sentiment I share, the man's a philandering prick) but I do find both those numbers fascinating. Makes you think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:16am
  • Chandler

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:54am
  • Joey

    Submitted by iuhoosierchick on Aug 30, 10 at 12:21am
  • Oh Chandler. Hands down :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:04am
  • I wish people gave more credit to the person who said the duck, lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:14am
  • I mean, nobody was like "EW YOU SAID CHANDLER! HE'S ALL DOUGHY AND SMELLS OF PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE!" or "JOEY IS A MORON! IT'D BE LIKE FUCKING AN AUTARD!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:17am
  • Chandler hands down. Joey would give me the clap and Ross is ugoz and talks with a stupid lisp.

    Submitted by PistachioGreen on May 23, 10 at 7:45pm
  • Hmm, probably Chandler would be my first choice, cause he's good right? Then Joey, I love him but he's a player. BIG TIME.

    Submitted by bridgetanne on Nov 9, 10 at 9:23pm
  • 2:10 no he wud make u make him a sandwich after

    Submitted by sexpanther12345 on Jul 16, 10 at 12:29am
  • I love chandler but I think Joey would def know what he was doing more so than the other two.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:11am
  • Rachel OMFG she was so hot on Friends.

    Submitted by Gutterz on May 18, 10 at 9:34am
  • I bet Ross has the biggest dick of the three.

    Submitted by yer_mom on Jun 19, 11 at 6:49pm
  • Ross!! Then Chandler...probably not Joey.

    Submitted by pdmishh on Feb 4, 11 at 12:34am