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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:56am

    Chandler

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:40am

    Miss Chanandler Bong

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:57am

    im a straight guy and i say fuckin joey. i thought hed win for sure. cmon its rediculous- hes the funniest, coolist, best lookin, and knows what hes doin. chander second. hell no to ross. rachel and monica are hot as hell-mainly rachel

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:08am

    I love how many replies this got! I'd fuck Joey, for sure. He's GOTTA know what he's doing... mmmm

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:39am

    so this has turned into a game of wed, bed, dead...? agreed with 3:06- wed chandler, bed joey, ross dead :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:59am

    I don't know what context could explain this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:42pm

    chandler before he gets fat =]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:51pm

    Thank you, 7:40PM. Joey is gooooood lookin', but Chandler.... I remember when Kathy ran into Monica's apartment to thank her. ;]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:05pm

    Chandler. And, maybe Ross too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:50pm

    @12:14 AM. Thank you, hehe.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:23am

    Gunther from he coffee shop lol

  • Submitted by waddddup on Jan 18, 10 at 8:22pm

    joey!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:10pm

    awww but i love ross! he is so adoring

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:43pm

    How u dooooooooooooooin??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:56am

    How YOU doin? (its from friends guys!)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:38pm

    Ross he's so sweet and passionate. I love Ross!!! Chandler, he is ready to please. Joey is selfish....so no.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:17am

    Chandler...all the way but I would do Joey as well just to see that the deal is...no to Ross

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:01pm

    So that means chandler won! I would say Chandler or joey...But if I had to choose I would choose Joey...lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:34am

    defs joey he seems most experienced and makes me laugh and true--- would be making food afterwards =]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:12am

    I was waiting for someone to mention ugly naked guy ahahha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:10am

    chandler <3 friends = favorite(:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:22pm

    def. have some girl on girl w monica

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:13pm

    i love me some chandler..circa season two/three

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:24pm

    YEAH 609! and i'd probably do ross. maybe chandler. FUCK JOEY

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:54am

    Chandler

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:10pm

    Joey. he'll make you a sandwich afterwards.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:26pm

    second season joey... it isnt a personality contest it's a "who i would bang contest"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:05pm

    joey or chandler. xD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:23am

    guy: chandler girl: monica

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:06am

    marry, fuck, kill? marry chandler, fuck joey, kill ross

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:17am

    I mean, nobody was like "EW YOU SAID CHANDLER! HE'S ALL DOUGHY AND SMELLS OF PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE!" or "JOEY IS A MORON! IT'D BE LIKE FUCKING AN AUTARD!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:41pm

    estelle (joeys agent)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:13pm

    yeah I am surprised everybody is choosing Ross too Chandler and Joey because they both made me laugh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:02pm

    Chandlerrr, Ross and then Joey. The only reason Joey is last is because of how many girls he gets with.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:56pm

    Smelly cat would be epic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:18pm

    Joeyyyyyy&chandler He'll no to Ross!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:27am

    haha to the duck. i'd pick chandler. definitely.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:15am

    3 S0Me? J0eY aND R0SS!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:14am

    I wish people gave more credit to the person who said the duck, lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:34pm

    CHANDLER! oh my god, I am so in love with him. yuck ross? he would start crying in the middle

  • Submitted by shizzlle on May 17, 10 at 9:10pm

    Monica....... When she fat :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:33am

    I'm with 3:06. I HATE Ross.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:53am

    ROSS??? seriously? get it together people

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:49pm

    I'd date chandler, but I'd fuck Joey.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:21pm

    chandler all the way! I'm surprised by all the people saying ross, honestly...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:42pm

    Joey for a one night stand. Ross for the real thing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:24pm

    Rachel is hotter than Monica

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:38pm

    ross...only bc of how sweet he always was to rachel :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:45pm

    Fuck one, marry one, kill one: Kill Ross Fuck Joey Marry Chandler

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:20pm

    chandler = ew joey = quickie ross = dynamo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:59pm

    ross! ugh god. so hot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:10pm

    Chandler. His akwardness and humor are adorable.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:16am

    2 things here suprise me. First that so many people said Ross. Second, how many people said "EW I CANT BELIEVE U SED ROSS!" (a sentiment I share, the man's a philandering prick) but I do find both those numbers fascinating. Makes you think.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:04pm

    Chandler for SURE!!!

  • Submitted by Gutterz on May 18, 10 at 9:34am

    Rachel OMFG she was so hot on Friends.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:53am

    Joey, and I agree with 11:09.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:12pm

    Chandler. I mean, c'mon. Joey is dumb as a rock, and too muscular for my taste. Ross is just... off-putting.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:17pm

    Definitely Joey. Maybe Chandler. Not Ross.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:34pm

    This is fuckin stupid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:33pm

    chandler, without a doubt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:10pm

    ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS ROSS I cannot get enough of Ross!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:42am

    Ross has the nicest body by far (watch 6 days 7 nights he's shirtless alot in it)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:43pm

    Chandler, without hesitation. Joey's an idiot and Ross is booorrring.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:44pm

    Joey, Joey, Joey! He's....sexy. :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:33am

    'the duck' haha awesome! i also like the gunther one. how about ugly naked guy?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:27pm

    CHANDLER! hands down. or tied...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:14pm

    id tear up monica and rachel and phoebe if we were both drunk

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:15am

    1 chandler 2 ross 3 joey

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:53am

    It's do not date. Joey. Hands down

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:38pm

    Joey, but only during the episode when he was going to the sperm bank and kept "being generous" to the girl. otherwise, chandler

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:21am

    agreed with 1:53. joey. hands down.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:50pm

    Joey, he'd probably give great head.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:19am

    ross, def. he may be sensitive and goofy but ya know he's gonna be dynamite in le sack ;)

  • Submitted by xxtesslcxx on Aug 9, 10 at 1:51pm

    Joeey!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:43pm

    I feel like Joey wouldn't care enough, Ross might care too much; Chandler would be awkward but willing to please, just given how he usually acts with chicks. So Chandler.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:40pm

    Whew! So I'm bored at work and just tallied up everyone's votes. At this point, it looks like Chandler has a very narrow lead (43) over Joey (41), w/Ross a distant 3rd (27). (I gave votes to both if they said more than one, and I'm sure I'm not 100% accurate, but I was curious) PS: My vote went to Chandler!

  • Submitted by shawty101 on Mar 21, 10 at 5:37pm

    Ross.

  • Submitted by pixieestixx on Apr 6, 10 at 6:03pm

    Chandlerrrrr.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:28pm

    why the fuck do people wanna fuck ross!? he seems like he'd cry after or something ...joey foo shoo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:04pm

    Joey would be a good one night stand, but Chandler would be a better long time lover

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:11am

    how you doooing, joey!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:10am

    Chandler, Because he would try harder than Joey, and absolutely Ross would cry sometime during the act.. If we are talking about the chicks, I'd have to say none of them for me personally. Monica is too neurotic, Phoebe is too flighty for me personally but admittedly probably a phreak in bed. Rachel is too high maintenance.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:52pm

    Chandler!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:40pm

    Ironically, joey actually stars in an episode of a softcore- erotic series. And Who ever said you'd have to coach chandler, Monica actually does coach him in Season 4. and I vote rachel...even if she is a psychobitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:52am

    JOEY. maybe chandler. not Ross.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:22pm

    Joey....he's hot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:01am

    CHANDLER BING... DUH

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:05pm

    this isnt a funny text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:25am

    honestly, id do any of them

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:58pm

    Ross looks boring going with, Joey now that would be a ride, my italian getty up!!

  • Submitted by asdasda10 on Jul 13, 10 at 11:29pm

    I would swallow and blow Chandler any day. Ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:27pm

    Joey and Ross are too damn goofy. So I'll go with Chandler. ...I'm a guy.

  • Submitted by iuhoosierchick on Aug 30, 10 at 12:21am

    Joey

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:51pm

    if you'd asked WHAT would i do i would have said throw up... can't decide. bleugh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:55am

    JOEY!!(:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:04am

    Oh Chandler. Hands down :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:36am

    chandler.....love him

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:27am

    Chandler hands down. I mean, who wouldn't want to fuck an adorable man WITH a sense of humor? He is so funny and charming!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:09pm

    joey of course, i'm freaked out that theres so many people who want to do ross

  • Submitted by PistachioGreen on May 23, 10 at 7:45pm

    Chandler hands down. Joey would give me the clap and Ross is ugoz and talks with a stupid lisp.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:19pm

    why does everyone want to fuck ross? he's such a wimp! i would do chandler. joey probably has lots of STDs so no thanks (even though he's the hottest)

  • Submitted by bridgetanne on Nov 9, 10 at 9:23pm

    Hmm, probably Chandler would be my first choice, cause he's good right? Then Joey, I love him but he's a player. BIG TIME.

  • Submitted by CrimpyCrimpy on Apr 24, 10 at 10:53pm

    Chandler! ...but what would a guy think?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:43pm

    joey thennn chandlah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:05pm

    lmao @ 10:55 def joey or ross i feel like id have to coach chandler

  • Submitted by sexpanther12345 on Jul 16, 10 at 12:29am

    2:10 no he wud make u make him a sandwich after

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:40am

    3some, ross and rachie babyyy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:11am

    I love chandler but I think Joey would def know what he was doing more so than the other two.

  • Submitted by yer_mom on Jun 19, 11 at 6:49pm

    I bet Ross has the biggest dick of the three.

  • Submitted by pdmishh on Feb 4, 11 at 12:34am

    Ross!! Then Chandler...probably not Joey.