Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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It's like Dance Dance Revolution for your vagina.
god bless all you women doing the kagels... it is nice to know that some of you try to keep that holiest of holes in prime condition.
on behalf of all of the gentlemen in the world, i thank you.
We do our best.
HAHA I love how every chick that has read this most definitely then tried to do it.
...Agreed with the consensus, it's a challenge!
I'm mad that I tried it, but she's right. It is hard.
Kegels are an exercise using your downstairs muscles. And yes it was hard
I can do it in the sack... my boyfriend jokingly calls it my "sexy grip" lol
And yes, I tried, and although difficult, with training it will be totally doable :)
so i def just tried it. i can do it... if i pretend Jingle Bells is being sung by a choir of Downs kids.
I'm lovin the holiday kagels, great idea! Jingle Bells wasn't too hard (maybe i exercise them too often), but Baby its cold outside was pretty difficult, if you hold the notes.
Hard, but awesome. "Deck the Halls" is damn near impossible. "Silent Night" is my favorite so far.
I will now be tuning the radio in my car to the Christmas station and Kegeling everywhere I go. It's gonna be a VERY merry Christmas!
Try doing it to Gabber...180+ BPM, your pussy would be able to snap a steel rod
2:54 Chode? if you listen really hard you can hear the 90's calling you home
like I really hope I know this chick in state college
the phrase "fat cock" is pretty unappealing, actually.
lol totally just tried it
Twat? I cun't hear you.
2;35 they do it to keep the pussy tight so when you fuck them they can feel your narrow little pencil dick.
ask any girl on here and i would bet that they will tell you that if they had to make a choice they would take a fat cock over a long cock anyday.
in soviet russia kegels are performed naked
Hahahaha TOO funny... It is hard!
yes i totally tried it before i finished reading the text. it is hard =[
bahahahha how the hell
So trying this with my best friend tonight.
1:56....dont u mean 180+ kegels per minute?
Hahahahahahahaha!!!! It's not easy!!!!
2:23 - deck the halls is much harder!!!
Very nice!! Love a good workout! It was hard! Wheeeew!
lmao....that is difficult.....and 825.....yes it makes me horny tooo!!!l lol
pleaseee let this be from someone in state college
It was easy for me. o.O
I think I have an ear infucktion. I'll finger it out later.
holy fuck that is really hard to do! wtff hahahaha.
When you tighten your pussy muscles as an exercise to make you tifhter
It was easier when I slowed down the tempo. It's like the way Mariah Carey would sing Jingle Bells.
Idiot. You're doing kegels to the MUSIC not the BEAT. 3/4 time with your kegels is hard if you're a quadraplegic.
deck the halls is harder.
I'm pretty sure EVERYONE who has read this one tried it immediately lol
Dick the halls with balls of holly.
I totally tried it.
1:23...do women really use the term Twat?
lmao yes it is hard. now u know every girl who read this is trying it!! lmaoo
i dont see why any girl wouldnt be able to do kegels while having sex
i dont like to do them because they make me super horny, anyone else?
This txt is a gift to all men.
it gets easier with practice! what a fun idea..makes me a little excited when i do kegals though ;)
What the fuck are kagels ????
"Little Drummer Boy". Hee hee hee :)
I didn't even realize I was doing it until I got to the second verse...
Everytime I hear jingle bells I'm going to think of this hehe. I'm doing them too now.
AHHAHAHAHA I love how you can do them anywhere
I did it no problem....I am the kegel master!
1:23, only when refering to douche bags.
and haha this text is hilarious. Amen to holidays and kegels!
dumb ho didn't even spell it right
i cant. boyfriend loves it! esp after they get theirs. oh yeah girls try it
9:48. It's particularly good for dudes that prematurely ejaculate... ;P. Mind you, it totally messes with the dude when a girl does it well during coitus. They get such a pained look that it's actually quite funny
i can only get them in like every other beat HAHA
2:35, yes, it is difficult to do kegals while having sex, but once you get the hang of it...it drives men wild. My boyfriend absolutely loves it.
I'm doing them right now
Haha silent night is easier
Is it a kegel if you just keep your pussy tight with out releasing?
Cause it's sort of a habit for me to do that while masturbating
I tried too! I couldn't do it, hahha. but doing them to christmas music is amusing. (:
wow, it is hard! I'm going to have to practice...
It's too fast!! It's like the pace of counting syllables when I do it Jing-gul-bells Jing-gul-bells
kegals really work! how you you think my pussy stays so tight!
Hahaha just tried it, it's funny how automatic it is to try it when you read this
2:23 how many fa la la la la does it take to get you off
Wow 2:50, no kidding. That "falalalala" part is TOUGH :)
First time any person in the world has tried making genitals dance to holiday music!
Sure like, "twat are you doing today?" or "lick my twat bia"
Yeah, I just tried. Totally hard!! :(
And yet I can't find any that are able to do that in the sack.
LMFAO 1:05. I think I just broke my crotch
You have the maturity of a 9 year-old.
2 44 i agree. . . give me girth over length any day! length hurts, girth feels great.
I am 50, and can still do it, (to the beat no less) and thank god I did them religiously all my life because everyone else I know that has had kids and is my age pee when they cough or laugh hard, and it's because they didn't do their kegels.......
think that's hard? try them to fa la la la la, la la la la
screw christmas caroling! lets all go christmas kegeling!
That was hard as shit.
Challenge accepted, not easy but doable
this is magical. I'm christmas kegeling for all of the holiday season. Joy to the world, or at least my world :)
orgasm it just happend.
some girls cant do kegals during sex? i had no idea i thought everyone could...
Try firestarter by prodigy, that's talent
You're right, it IS hard. But now I can't stop, haha.
My boyfriend tells me not to do kagels because I am already too tight for him. He isn't that wide either. I just have a "slender vagina" as my gyno put it! Ha!
love love love love love love
And you know that right now, whoever is reading this just tried to do it.
lol for all u women saying that was hard... U must be really really out of shape... i've been letting my woo woo dance to music for years... jingle bells was easy...
start working it lol
It is not hard to do them during sex! I do it almost everytime. Love this text. And yes, I totally tried it! A challenge!
249 are you saying that you would rather have long not wide
keep that money maker in good condition ladies. Keep it waxed or shaven and perfumed. And if you can do anything to keep the meat flaps looking tight we would also appreciate that.
both my friend and i tried and it it quite difficult.
I been doing this for three days since I first read it
LMAO 6:16 I was thinking the same thing!!
lmao. this is so funny.
definitely every chick who read it tried it.
It is my goal to get deck the halls. at regular speed. lmao.
Hilarious and difficult!! Love it!
bahahahah it is hard!
kegels aren't just for women, believe it or not. men can do their part, too!
All bitches should do Kegels to strengthen those dangly pussies!
I want to fuck your hot wet white pussy