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  • It's like Dance Dance Revolution for your vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:04pm
  • god bless all you women doing the kagels... it is nice to know that some of you try to keep that holiest of holes in prime condition. on behalf of all of the gentlemen in the world, i thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:21pm
  • HAHA I love how every chick that has read this most definitely then tried to do it. ...Agreed with the consensus, it's a challenge!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:01pm
  • I'm mad that I tried it, but she's right. It is hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:16pm
  • Kegels are an exercise using your downstairs muscles. And yes it was hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:17pm
  • I can do it in the sack... my boyfriend jokingly calls it my "sexy grip" lol And yes, I tried, and although difficult, with training it will be totally doable :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:44pm
  • I'm lovin the holiday kagels, great idea! Jingle Bells wasn't too hard (maybe i exercise them too often), but Baby its cold outside was pretty difficult, if you hold the notes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:16am
  • so i def just tried it. i can do it... if i pretend Jingle Bells is being sung by a choir of Downs kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:52pm
  • Hard, but awesome. "Deck the Halls" is damn near impossible. "Silent Night" is my favorite so far. I will now be tuning the radio in my car to the Christmas station and Kegeling everywhere I go. It's gonna be a VERY merry Christmas!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:41pm
  • Try doing it to Gabber...180+ BPM, your pussy would be able to snap a steel rod

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:56pm
  • the phrase "fat cock" is pretty unappealing, actually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:49pm
  • 2:54 Chode? if you listen really hard you can hear the 90's calling you home

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:02pm
  • like I really hope I know this chick in state college

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:58am
  • lol totally just tried it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:17pm
  • Twat? I cun't hear you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:59pm
  • in soviet russia kegels are performed naked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:41pm
  • 2;35 they do it to keep the pussy tight so when you fuck them they can feel your narrow little pencil dick. ask any girl on here and i would bet that they will tell you that if they had to make a choice they would take a fat cock over a long cock anyday.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:44pm
  • Hahahaha TOO funny... It is hard!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:00pm
  • yes i totally tried it before i finished reading the text. it is hard =[

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:35pm
  • bahahahha how the hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:23pm
  • lmao....that is difficult.....and 825.....yes it makes me horny tooo!!!l lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:00am
  • Very nice!! Love a good workout! It was hard! Wheeeew!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:33pm
  • Hahahahahahahaha!!!! It's not easy!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:38pm
  • 2:23 - deck the halls is much harder!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:50pm
  • 1:56....dont u mean 180+ kegels per minute?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:01pm
  • So trying this with my best friend tonight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:28pm
  • pleaseee let this be from someone in state college

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:06pm
  • When you tighten your pussy muscles as an exercise to make you tifhter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:50pm
  • I think I have an ear infucktion. I'll finger it out later.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:01pm
  • holy fuck that is really hard to do! wtff hahahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:15am
  • It was easy for me. o.O

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:08pm
  • deck the halls is harder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:23pm
  • It was easier when I slowed down the tempo. It's like the way Mariah Carey would sing Jingle Bells.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:59pm
  • Idiot. You're doing kegels to the MUSIC not the BEAT. 3/4 time with your kegels is hard if you're a quadraplegic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:16pm
  • 1:23...do women really use the term Twat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:32pm
  • Dick the halls with balls of holly. I totally tried it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:03pm
  • This txt is a gift to all men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:01pm
  • I'm pretty sure EVERYONE who has read this one tried it immediately lol

    Submitted by petrim2 on May 14, 10 at 9:49pm
  • lmao yes it is hard. now u know every girl who read this is trying it!! lmaoo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:17am
  • i dont see why any girl wouldnt be able to do kegels while having sex i dont like to do them because they make me super horny, anyone else?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:25pm
  • "Little Drummer Boy". Hee hee hee :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:53pm
  • it gets easier with practice! what a fun idea..makes me a little excited when i do kegals though ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:04pm
  • I didn't even realize I was doing it until I got to the second verse...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:58pm
  • 1:23, only when refering to douche bags. and haha this text is hilarious. Amen to holidays and kegels!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:44pm
  • AHHAHAHAHA I love how you can do them anywhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:57pm
  • What the fuck are kagels ????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Everytime I hear jingle bells I'm going to think of this hehe. I'm doing them too now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:21pm
  • I did it no problem....I am the kegel master!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:50pm
  • dumb ho didn't even spell it right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:40pm
  • 9:48. It's particularly good for dudes that prematurely ejaculate... ;P. Mind you, it totally messes with the dude when a girl does it well during coitus. They get such a pained look that it's actually quite funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:24am
  • i can only get them in like every other beat HAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:20pm
  • kegals really work! how you you think my pussy stays so tight!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:12pm
  • I tried too! I couldn't do it, hahha. but doing them to christmas music is amusing. (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:49pm
  • i cant. boyfriend loves it! esp after they get theirs. oh yeah girls try it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:49pm
  • I'm doing them right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:07pm
  • 2:35, yes, it is difficult to do kegals while having sex, but once you get the hang of it...it drives men wild. My boyfriend absolutely loves it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:31pm
  • 2:23 how many fa la la la la does it take to get you off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:30pm
  • wow, it is hard! I'm going to have to practice...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:02pm
  • Wow 2:50, no kidding. That "falalalala" part is TOUGH :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:52pm
  • It's too fast!! It's like the pace of counting syllables when I do it Jing-gul-bells Jing-gul-bells

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:46am
  • Haha silent night is easier Is it a kegel if you just keep your pussy tight with out releasing? Cause it's sort of a habit for me to do that while masturbating

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:51pm
  • Hahaha just tried it, it's funny how automatic it is to try it when you read this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:30pm
  • First time any person in the world has tried making genitals dance to holiday music!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Yeah, I just tried. Totally hard!! :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:24pm
  • Sure like, "twat are you doing today?" or "lick my twat bia"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:34pm
  • think that's hard? try them to fa la la la la, la la la la

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:05pm
  • 2 44 i agree. . . give me girth over length any day! length hurts, girth feels great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:36pm
  • I am 50, and can still do it, (to the beat no less) and thank god I did them religiously all my life because everyone else I know that has had kids and is my age pee when they cough or laugh hard, and it's because they didn't do their kegels.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:26pm
  • And yet I can't find any that are able to do that in the sack.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:35pm
  • LMFAO 1:05. I think I just broke my crotch

    Submitted by mcac2010 on Oct 12, 10 at 5:20pm
  • screw christmas caroling! lets all go christmas kegeling!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:31am
  • orgasm it just happend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:49pm
  • this is magical. I'm christmas kegeling for all of the holiday season. Joy to the world, or at least my world :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:46pm
  • 8:03 You have the maturity of a 9 year-old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 7:46am
  • That was hard as shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:50pm
  • Challenge accepted, not easy but doable

    Submitted by a_non_ymous on Apr 2, 12 at 2:27pm
  • some girls cant do kegals during sex? i had no idea i thought everyone could...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Try firestarter by prodigy, that's talent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:42pm
  • You're right, it IS hard. But now I can't stop, haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:29pm
  • My boyfriend tells me not to do kagels because I am already too tight for him. He isn't that wide either. I just have a "slender vagina" as my gyno put it! Ha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:17pm
  • love love love love love love

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:14pm
  • And you know that right now, whoever is reading this just tried to do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:19am
  • lol for all u women saying that was hard... U must be really really out of shape... i've been letting my woo woo dance to music for years... jingle bells was easy... start working it lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:23pm
  • It is not hard to do them during sex! I do it almost everytime. Love this text. And yes, I totally tried it! A challenge!

    Submitted by belocl7 on Apr 14, 10 at 12:04pm
  • 249 are you saying that you would rather have long not wide

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:53pm
  • keep that money maker in good condition ladies. Keep it waxed or shaven and perfumed. And if you can do anything to keep the meat flaps looking tight we would also appreciate that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:05pm
  • I been doing this for three days since I first read it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:54am
  • both my friend and i tried and it it quite difficult.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:09am
  • LMAO 6:16 I was thinking the same thing!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:13am
  • lmao. this is so funny. definitely every chick who read it tried it. It is my goal to get deck the halls. at regular speed. lmao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:59am
  • bahahahah it is hard!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:36pm
  • Hilarious and difficult!! Love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:55pm
  • All bitches should do Kegels to strengthen those dangly pussies!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:00pm
  • I want to fuck your hot wet white pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:05pm
  • kegels aren't just for women, believe it or not. men can do their part, too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:48pm
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