Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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It's like Dance Dance Revolution for your vagina.
god bless all you women doing the kagels... it is nice to know that some of you try to keep that holiest of holes in prime condition.
on behalf of all of the gentlemen in the world, i thank you.
We do our best.
HAHA I love how every chick that has read this most definitely then tried to do it.
...Agreed with the consensus, it's a challenge!
I'm mad that I tried it, but she's right. It is hard.
Kegels are an exercise using your downstairs muscles. And yes it was hard
I can do it in the sack... my boyfriend jokingly calls it my "sexy grip" lol
And yes, I tried, and although difficult, with training it will be totally doable :)
so i def just tried it. i can do it... if i pretend Jingle Bells is being sung by a choir of Downs kids.
I'm lovin the holiday kagels, great idea! Jingle Bells wasn't too hard (maybe i exercise them too often), but Baby its cold outside was pretty difficult, if you hold the notes.
Hard, but awesome. "Deck the Halls" is damn near impossible. "Silent Night" is my favorite so far.
I will now be tuning the radio in my car to the Christmas station and Kegeling everywhere I go. It's gonna be a VERY merry Christmas!
Try doing it to Gabber...180+ BPM, your pussy would be able to snap a steel rod
the phrase "fat cock" is pretty unappealing, actually.
2:54 Chode? if you listen really hard you can hear the 90's calling you home
like I really hope I know this chick in state college
lol totally just tried it
Twat? I cun't hear you.
2;35 they do it to keep the pussy tight so when you fuck them they can feel your narrow little pencil dick.
ask any girl on here and i would bet that they will tell you that if they had to make a choice they would take a fat cock over a long cock anyday.
in soviet russia kegels are performed naked
yes i totally tried it before i finished reading the text. it is hard =[
Hahahaha TOO funny... It is hard!
So trying this with my best friend tonight.
bahahahha how the hell
1:56....dont u mean 180+ kegels per minute?
lmao....that is difficult.....and 825.....yes it makes me horny tooo!!!l lol
holy fuck that is really hard to do! wtff hahahaha.
Hahahahahahahaha!!!! It's not easy!!!!
pleaseee let this be from someone in state college
It was easier when I slowed down the tempo. It's like the way Mariah Carey would sing Jingle Bells.
It was easy for me. o.O
2:23 - deck the halls is much harder!!!
Dick the halls with balls of holly.
I totally tried it.
Idiot. You're doing kegels to the MUSIC not the BEAT. 3/4 time with your kegels is hard if you're a quadraplegic.
Very nice!! Love a good workout! It was hard! Wheeeew!
deck the halls is harder.
When you tighten your pussy muscles as an exercise to make you tifhter
I think I have an ear infucktion. I'll finger it out later.
1:23...do women really use the term Twat?
I'm pretty sure EVERYONE who has read this one tried it immediately lol
i dont see why any girl wouldnt be able to do kegels while having sex
i dont like to do them because they make me super horny, anyone else?
This txt is a gift to all men.
What the fuck are kagels ????
lmao yes it is hard. now u know every girl who read this is trying it!! lmaoo
"Little Drummer Boy". Hee hee hee :)
I didn't even realize I was doing it until I got to the second verse...
i cant. boyfriend loves it! esp after they get theirs. oh yeah girls try it
it gets easier with practice! what a fun idea..makes me a little excited when i do kegals though ;)
9:48. It's particularly good for dudes that prematurely ejaculate... ;P. Mind you, it totally messes with the dude when a girl does it well during coitus. They get such a pained look that it's actually quite funny
AHHAHAHAHA I love how you can do them anywhere
1:23, only when refering to douche bags.
and haha this text is hilarious. Amen to holidays and kegels!
i can only get them in like every other beat HAHA
Everytime I hear jingle bells I'm going to think of this hehe. I'm doing them too now.
dumb ho didn't even spell it right
I did it no problem....I am the kegel master!
I tried too! I couldn't do it, hahha. but doing them to christmas music is amusing. (:
It's too fast!! It's like the pace of counting syllables when I do it Jing-gul-bells Jing-gul-bells
Haha silent night is easier
Is it a kegel if you just keep your pussy tight with out releasing?
Cause it's sort of a habit for me to do that while masturbating
2:35, yes, it is difficult to do kegals while having sex, but once you get the hang of it...it drives men wild. My boyfriend absolutely loves it.
wow, it is hard! I'm going to have to practice...
I'm doing them right now
kegals really work! how you you think my pussy stays so tight!
Hahaha just tried it, it's funny how automatic it is to try it when you read this
Wow 2:50, no kidding. That "falalalala" part is TOUGH :)
And yet I can't find any that are able to do that in the sack.
LMFAO 1:05. I think I just broke my crotch
2 44 i agree. . . give me girth over length any day! length hurts, girth feels great.
2:23 how many fa la la la la does it take to get you off
Yeah, I just tried. Totally hard!! :(
Sure like, "twat are you doing today?" or "lick my twat bia"
First time any person in the world has tried making genitals dance to holiday music!
You have the maturity of a 9 year-old.
I am 50, and can still do it, (to the beat no less) and thank god I did them religiously all my life because everyone else I know that has had kids and is my age pee when they cough or laugh hard, and it's because they didn't do their kegels.......
screw christmas caroling! lets all go christmas kegeling!
this is magical. I'm christmas kegeling for all of the holiday season. Joy to the world, or at least my world :)
Try firestarter by prodigy, that's talent
My boyfriend tells me not to do kagels because I am already too tight for him. He isn't that wide either. I just have a "slender vagina" as my gyno put it! Ha!
orgasm it just happend.
love love love love love love
You're right, it IS hard. But now I can't stop, haha.
some girls cant do kegals during sex? i had no idea i thought everyone could...
That was hard as shit.
Challenge accepted, not easy but doable
think that's hard? try them to fa la la la la, la la la la
And you know that right now, whoever is reading this just tried to do it.
lol for all u women saying that was hard... U must be really really out of shape... i've been letting my woo woo dance to music for years... jingle bells was easy...
start working it lol
It is not hard to do them during sex! I do it almost everytime. Love this text. And yes, I totally tried it! A challenge!
keep that money maker in good condition ladies. Keep it waxed or shaven and perfumed. And if you can do anything to keep the meat flaps looking tight we would also appreciate that.
249 are you saying that you would rather have long not wide
both my friend and i tried and it it quite difficult.
Hilarious and difficult!! Love it!
I been doing this for three days since I first read it
LMAO 6:16 I was thinking the same thing!!
kegels aren't just for women, believe it or not. men can do their part, too!
bahahahah it is hard!
lmao. this is so funny.
definitely every chick who read it tried it.
It is my goal to get deck the halls. at regular speed. lmao.
All bitches should do Kegels to strengthen those dangly pussies!
I want to fuck your hot wet white pussy