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  • Submitted by porksword on Jul 12, 12 at 6:52pm

    If you'll cover my penis through the rest of it you've got a deal!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 12, 12 at 5:36pm

    Take your date to Magic Mike and during the penis scene, whisper "I'm bigger."

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      Submitted by friskykitty on Jul 14, 12 at 12:55am

      that only works until the moment of truth.

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    Submitted by grandmasboy on Jul 12, 12 at 9:33pm

    So. In a movie about male strippers you don't get to see any penis...only boobs? I sense a conspiracy..

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    Submitted by ShadowRider on Jul 12, 12 at 7:13pm

    Guess what? There WERE no penis parts! No eye covering required.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 12, 12 at 10:44pm

      Liar

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      Submitted by ridesurdad on Jul 13, 12 at 2:56am

      so true. that movie sucked!!

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      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jul 14, 12 at 7:44pm

      there was a penis part. he was pumping and they showed it right in the foreground. it was just alittle fuzzy lol

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    Submitted by huskerfan9287 on Jul 12, 12 at 7:27pm

    Hey, you get to see Olivia Munn's tits in it, so the movie can't be all bad

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jul 13, 12 at 3:19am

      That is almost reason enough to take the wife to see it.

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    Submitted by AKinksz on Jul 12, 12 at 5:18pm

    i know exectly how you feel

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    Submitted by angel29 on Jul 12, 12 at 8:46pm

    hey shadow rider you can at least say spoiler alert.

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    Submitted by tippy_tillz on Jul 13, 12 at 12:16am

    *spoiler* there was actually a scene with a penis, they just didn't do a full on close up. It was just off to the side and fuzzy.

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      Submitted by ridesurdad on Jul 13, 12 at 2:59am

      the part with the penis pump??