Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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