Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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