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  • 67 55
    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 18, 11 at 9:32am

    Did they give you a "Dutch oven" as a gift?

  • 58 38
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 19, 11 at 2:26am

    That's a compliment, coming from the Dutch. Best bicycle stunt I saw in Amsterdam was some dude riding through Leidseplein on a Sunday morning with an empty beer keg in the cargo basket on the front. Pure win.

  • 66 55
    Submitted by BrendanA on Aug 18, 11 at 4:00pm

    You wouldn't believe what the last king had to do.

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 18, 11 at 6:39pm

    That's not a compliment.

  • 59 51
    Submitted by zomfgdrew on Aug 18, 11 at 10:30am

    or maybe they gave you a dutch rudder?

    • 47 47
      Submitted by sumsumsay on Aug 18, 11 at 12:44pm

      double dutch rudder?

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Squarewheel on Aug 18, 11 at 3:14pm

    Dude must have a long dick...

  • 38 41
    Submitted by planks on Nov 18, 11 at 11:10pm

    The bike on the other hand wasn't so lucky...

  • 42 52
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 18, 11 at 10:08pm

    Ummm... I did this, at 14, drunk. Where the fuck is my crown?

  • 47 67
    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Aug 18, 11 at 11:21am

    I would think that being king of Holland would have more to do with ingesting copious amounts of ganga.

    • 50 62
      Submitted by Mush on Aug 19, 11 at 9:56am

      As a people we're more bicycle riders than weed smokers. So being able to piss off your bike without having it land all over yourself is an awesome achievement. Although... I did see a girl do it once and I just find that more impressive.