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  • That's a compliment, coming from the Dutch. Best bicycle stunt I saw in Amsterdam was some dude riding through Leidseplein on a Sunday morning with an empty beer keg in the cargo basket on the front. Pure win.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 19, 11 at 2:26am
  • You wouldn't believe what the last king had to do.

    Submitted by BrendanA on Aug 18, 11 at 4:00pm
  • Did they give you a "Dutch oven" as a gift?

    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 18, 11 at 9:32am
  • That's not a compliment.

    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 18, 11 at 6:39pm
  • Ummm... I did this, at 14, drunk. Where the fuck is my crown?

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 18, 11 at 10:08pm
  • Dude must have a long dick...

    Submitted by Squarewheel on Aug 18, 11 at 3:14pm
  • or maybe they gave you a dutch rudder?

    Submitted by zomfgdrew on Aug 18, 11 at 10:30am
  • I would think that being king of Holland would have more to do with ingesting copious amounts of ganga.

    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Aug 18, 11 at 11:21am
    • As a people we're more bicycle riders than weed smokers. So being able to piss off your bike without having it land all over yourself is an awesome achievement. Although... I did see a girl do it once and I just find that more impressive.

      Submitted by Mush on Aug 19, 11 at 9:56am
  • The bike on the other hand wasn't so lucky...

    Submitted by planks on Nov 18, 11 at 11:10pm