Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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You wouldn't believe what the last king had to do.
That's a compliment, coming from the Dutch. Best bicycle stunt I saw in Amsterdam was some dude riding through Leidseplein on a Sunday morning with an empty beer keg in the cargo basket on the front. Pure win.
Did they give you a "Dutch oven" as a gift?
That's not a compliment.
Ummm... I did this, at 14, drunk. Where the fuck is my crown?
Dude must have a long dick...
or maybe they gave you a dutch rudder?
double dutch rudder?
I would think that being king of Holland would have more to do with ingesting copious amounts of ganga.
As a people we're more bicycle riders than weed smokers. So being able to piss off your bike without having it land all over yourself is an awesome achievement. Although... I did see a girl do it once and I just find that more impressive.
The bike on the other hand wasn't so lucky...