grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Randomize
