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  • 94 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:35pm

    Haiti, man. Haiti!

  • 93 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:20pm

    Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.

  • 82 81
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 15, 10 at 3:25pm

    This TEXT is your Rock Bottom.....

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:49pm

    At least you know ahead of time!

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:18pm

    In soviet Russia, jersey shore watches You

  • 78 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:26pm

    Jersey shore is awesome. Anyone who says they dint like it is in denial.

  • 73 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 9:30am

    Fist pumpin all night bro

  • 73 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:17pm

    First bitchezzzx

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:47pm

    bwahahahahahaha!! is rock bottom watching it, wanting to live that life, or actually reaching that point during your life?

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:06am

    Fist pumping like champs!

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:43pm

    3:36 LMAO!!!!

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Balla69 on Jan 15, 10 at 9:55pm

    SO TRUE, jersey shore is an embarrassment to civilization

  • 77 96
    Submitted by money on Jan 15, 10 at 7:40pm

    763 pride baby (: jersey shore=orgasm

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:31pm

    That show might be trash but everyone knows it's their guilty pleasure.

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:40pm

    :D

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:39pm

    <3 jersey shore

  • 71 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 6:39pm

    3:20 Stop quoting the Hangover, douche.

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:32pm

    Fuck u tool

  • 72 94
    Submitted by MarcheHare on Jan 16, 10 at 11:37am

    I am from Jersey, I can fully promise that no one is like that. Please don't hold it against us.

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:10am

    Hehe agreed

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:18pm

    Haha 1st

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:15pm

    Jersey Shore is amazing, and I'm sure their life is alot better than yours. Because they actually have sex lives, and it's not with themselves. (:

    • 70 64
      Submitted by mf97 on Jan 15, 10 at 4:46pm

      only people who aren't from jersey can enjoy that stupid show.

  • 56 67
    Submitted by TextFromJoey on Mar 13, 10 at 4:04pm

    I'm from the shore and no one is like that haha dumb show

  • 68 91
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 15, 10 at 3:16pm

    Wow mods, you never disappoint with the trend texts. Enough with the fucking Jersey Shore. And 3:15, have you SEEN the girls they bring home? Anyone can have a sex life if they have no standards.

  • 66 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:36pm

    Fuck jersey shore. All these jersey shore txts make me want to fist pump all of you in the butthole

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 5:19pm

    It's funny watching all the douche clowns get pissed when you rag on guidos.... Jersey shore is the laughing stock of the rest of the united states. Someday they will realize what a joke they are... Till then, guidos suck huge donkey dick haha

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 3:30am

    11:37- actually there are alot of ppl like that in jersey! Idk what part of jersey u live in but in Wayne there everywhere and seaside heights has always been full of guys like that, it's just now being broadcasted so everyone can see what douche bags they are. Funny show to watch tho!

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:00pm

    Haha, I'm from the shore. I hate and love the show at the same time. Bad representation, funny as all hell.

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:19pm

    Fist pump

  • 63 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:32pm

    Yes!!!!!!

  • 59 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:19pm

    I have 2 balls