His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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