just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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