I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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