ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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