Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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