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  • 48 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:22pm
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    I'm going to have to disagree, and say that Ranch is Gods Man Juice! Goes best with everything!

  • 41 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:46pm
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    These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy please someone pay attention to me !

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:14pm
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    ranch > ketchup > mustard > "god"

  • 44 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:07pm
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    man juice?? what the hell is this, family time at the YMCA???

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:13pm
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    These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:57pm
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    1:54, we will also accept "God does not have a binary gender"

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:01pm
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    Which? Ketchup or jizz?

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:33am
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    Yes, if God is a woman

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:10pm
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    I climbed to the top of Mt Everest just to see what was up there. Turns out all I found at the summit was a fresh baked pretzel.

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:54pm
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    no conditiona is betta i make the hair shiny and smoooooooth STOP LOOKING AT ME SHWAN

  • 36 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:56pm
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    hahahahaaha aww shwan.

  • 36 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:28pm
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    Um no. Ketchup is Satan Sauce.

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:11pm
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    What does that make mustard?

  • 35 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:10am
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    These crackers are making me salty o and crispy sucks

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:51pm
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    This app has gone downhill . Not funny

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:53pm
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    fuck your mother pretzel fuck, fuck her good and hard til she screams stop it baby stop it spank me pull my hair.

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:24pm
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    fucking love ketchup, last weekends my friends talked me into chasing a shot with ketchup, and let me tell you..... I DID NOT HATE IT

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:40pm
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    God has no man juice, because God doesn't exist.

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:46pm
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    These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy please pay attention to me now you will love me and lick me

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:56pm
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    I love God's man juice.

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:27pm
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    sweet baby ray's bbq is definitely up there, but franks red hot, esp. buffalo style is God's man juice...no doubt

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:20pm
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    Na I like the txt I'd just rather suck dick than have ketchup I'm my mouth

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:57pm
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    Ketchup can go fuck its self

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:30pm
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    If you don't count that artificial yellow nonsense, mustard is much more awesome than ketchup. Ketchup is still pretty great, though.

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:25pm
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    Mustard kicks ketchup's ass!

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:13pm
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    i agree with 12:02 i love jizz

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:31pm
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    Beer is God's man juice. Are you nuckin' futs?

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:16pm
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    ketchup - is what it is, I'm just sayin'

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:04pm
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    This guy must be from PIttsburgh. I approve.

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:57pm
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    Ketchup is Reagan's primary vegetable.

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:02pm
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    It may be going downhill, but it is what it is. Everyone has a different opinion of what is funny or siteworthy. Just sayin'.

  • 29 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:20pm
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    sweet baby rays BBQ sauce is actually a more accurate substitute for God jizz

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:50pm
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    I'm banning "just sayin'" and "it is what it is". You sound like a dick

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:08pm
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    ketchup is period blood which is bottled each month and used as a condiment. its ussually used on hot dogs, and sausage.

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:47pm
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    These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy please answer me and pay me attention

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:47pm
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    These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy PAY ATTENTION TO ME

  • 29 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:41pm
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    And pretzels are his kisses.

  • 23 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:14am
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    FAIL, tfln blows these days

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:50pm
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    You guys are so lame KETCHUP IS THE BEST! Since I did in fact send this in....I prefer Ketchup to Jizz...or mustard...or ranch =D Jizz is a close second

  • 26 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:42pm
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    12:04 Colorado, it's my area code lol

  • 22 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:23am
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    Noo... Potatos!!! -diav <3 (IDAHO FTW!)

  • 22 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:02pm
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    Jizz is god's man juice. First sonofabitch.

  • 29 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:46pm
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    These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy