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  • ranch > ketchup > mustard > "god"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:14pm
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  • fucking love ketchup, last weekends my friends talked me into chasing a shot with ketchup, and let me tell you..... I DID NOT HATE IT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:24pm
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  • man juice?? what the hell is this, family time at the YMCA???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:07pm
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  • I'm going to have to disagree, and say that Ranch is Gods Man Juice! Goes best with everything!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:22pm
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  • I love God's man juice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:56pm
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  • Mustard kicks ketchup's ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:25pm
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  • Yes, if God is a woman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:33am
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  • These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy please someone pay attention to me !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:46pm
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  • This guy must be from PIttsburgh. I approve.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:04pm
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  • Um no. Ketchup is Satan Sauce.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:28pm
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  • Which? Ketchup or jizz?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:01pm
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  • These crackers are making me salty o and crispy sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:10am
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  • no conditiona is betta i make the hair shiny and smoooooooth STOP LOOKING AT ME SHWAN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:54pm
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  • What does that make mustard?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:11pm
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  • 1:54, we will also accept "God does not have a binary gender"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:57pm
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  • sweet baby rays BBQ sauce is actually a more accurate substitute for God jizz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:20pm
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  • This app has gone downhill . Not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:51pm
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  • ketchup is period blood which is bottled each month and used as a condiment. its ussually used on hot dogs, and sausage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:08pm
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  • sweet baby ray's bbq is definitely up there, but franks red hot, esp. buffalo style is God's man juice...no doubt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:27pm
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  • Ketchup is Reagan's primary vegetable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:57pm
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  • Ketchup can go fuck its self

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:57pm
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  • These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy please answer me and pay me attention

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:47pm
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  • Beer is God's man juice. Are you nuckin' futs?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:31pm
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  • If you don't count that artificial yellow nonsense, mustard is much more awesome than ketchup. Ketchup is still pretty great, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:30pm
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  • God has no man juice, because God doesn't exist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:40pm
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  • hahahahaaha aww shwan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:56pm
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  • i agree with 12:02 i love jizz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:13pm
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  • 12:04 Colorado, it's my area code lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:42pm
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  • fuck your mother pretzel fuck, fuck her good and hard til she screams stop it baby stop it spank me pull my hair.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:53pm
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  • These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:13pm
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  • FAIL, tfln blows these days

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:14am
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  • And pretzels are his kisses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:41pm
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  • ketchup - is what it is, I'm just sayin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:16pm
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  • Na I like the txt I'd just rather suck dick than have ketchup I'm my mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:20pm
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  • It may be going downhill, but it is what it is. Everyone has a different opinion of what is funny or siteworthy. Just sayin'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:02pm
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  • You guys are so lame KETCHUP IS THE BEST! Since I did in fact send this in....I prefer Ketchup to Jizz...or mustard...or ranch =D Jizz is a close second

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:50pm
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  • I climbed to the top of Mt Everest just to see what was up there. Turns out all I found at the summit was a fresh baked pretzel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:10pm
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  • These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy please pay attention to me now you will love me and lick me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:46pm
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  • I'm banning "just sayin'" and "it is what it is". You sound like a dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:50pm
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  • Noo... Potatos!!! -diav <3 (IDAHO FTW!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:23am
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  • These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy PAY ATTENTION TO ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:47pm
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  • Jizz is god's man juice. First sonofabitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:02pm
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  • These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:46pm
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