Ketchup is God's man juice
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ranch > ketchup > mustard > "god"
man juice?? what the hell is this, family time at the YMCA???
I'm going to have to disagree, and say that Ranch is Gods Man Juice! Goes best with everything!
I love God's man juice.
These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy please someone pay attention to me !
Mustard kicks ketchup's ass!
Yes, if God is a woman
fucking love ketchup, last weekends my friends talked me into chasing a shot with ketchup, and let me tell you..... I DID NOT HATE IT
This guy must be from PIttsburgh. I approve.
1:54, we will also accept "God does not have a binary gender"
Um no. Ketchup is Satan Sauce.
Which? Ketchup or jizz?
These crackers are making me salty o and crispy sucks
no conditiona is betta i make the hair shiny and smoooooooth STOP LOOKING AT ME SHWAN
What does that make mustard?
sweet baby rays BBQ sauce is actually a more accurate substitute for God jizz
This app has gone downhill . Not funny
ketchup is period blood which is bottled each month and used as a condiment. its ussually used on hot dogs, and sausage.
sweet baby ray's bbq is definitely up there, but franks red hot, esp. buffalo style is God's man juice...no doubt
Ketchup is Reagan's primary vegetable.
Ketchup can go fuck its self
These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy please answer me and pay me attention
Beer is God's man juice. Are you nuckin' futs?
If you don't count that artificial yellow nonsense, mustard is much more awesome than ketchup. Ketchup is still pretty great, though.
i agree with 12:02 i love jizz
fuck your mother pretzel fuck, fuck her good and hard til she screams stop it baby stop it spank me pull my hair.
12:04 Colorado, it's my area code lol
God has no man juice, because God doesn't exist.
hahahahaaha aww shwan.
These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy
FAIL, tfln blows these days
And pretzels are his kisses.
Na I like the txt I'd just rather suck dick than have ketchup I'm my mouth
It may be going downhill, but it is what it is. Everyone has a different opinion of what is funny or siteworthy. Just sayin'.
ketchup - is what it is, I'm just sayin'
You guys are so lame KETCHUP IS THE BEST! Since I did in fact send this in....I prefer Ketchup to Jizz...or mustard...or ranch =D Jizz is a close second
I climbed to the top of Mt Everest just to see what was up there. Turns out all I found at the summit was a fresh baked pretzel.
These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy please pay attention to me now you will love me and lick me
I'm banning "just sayin'" and "it is what it is". You sound like a dick
Noo... Potatos!!! -diav <3 (IDAHO FTW!)
These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy PAY ATTENTION TO ME
Jizz is god's man juice. First sonofabitch.
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