I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
