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  • But, you'll blow him? Makes no sense

    Submitted by said8ED on Jan 18, 11 at 4:44pm
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    • I had that same exact thought. I mean, hell, there's almost a 0% chance of it being on a plate. If she's any kind of polite, there's a 100% chance of it going down her throat.

      Submitted by MrsHamburglar on Jan 19, 11 at 4:35am
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  • There was this one time I was stuck in a traffic jam with a raging hard on. Traffic wasn't moving, so I whipped it out and started working it. It didn't take long to finish, and I had a few napkins to clean up. My mom got real quiet for the rest of the trip, though.

    Submitted by dadx2 on Jan 18, 11 at 5:13pm
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    • @dadx2 good thing you aren't allergic to bullshit like me or you would have had to use the napkins to wipe your nose

      Submitted by yfz501 on Jan 18, 11 at 6:21pm
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    • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. who cares if its fake? its funny as hell!!!

      Submitted by rds2709 on Jan 20, 11 at 11:01am
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  • When having phone sex, NEVER ask where he came. Then you can't imagine it was in/on you. Way to ruin it for yourself.

    Submitted by Figuratively on Jan 18, 11 at 6:38pm
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  • What's that in the gravy boat?

    Submitted by rick_scott on Jan 18, 11 at 4:14pm
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  • The secret is in the frosting but I'll never tell.

    Submitted by 1goodboyjames on Jan 19, 11 at 12:35am
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  • someone obviously doesn't swallow...

    Submitted by xandrasm on Jan 19, 11 at 3:40am
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  • Who needs scrubbing bubbles when you have semen?

    Submitted by ardvarkofdoom on Jan 18, 11 at 4:49pm
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  • Why is this any different than you giving him head? Fail.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jan 19, 11 at 7:44am
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  • The secret is in the frosting but I'll never tell.

    Submitted by 1goodboyjames on Jan 19, 11 at 12:35am
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  • said8ED has a good point. There isn't a difference between those two

    Submitted by AliasWasTaken on Jan 18, 11 at 5:11pm
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  • I suppose he shouldn't tell her about the time he puked in the sink then.

    Submitted by iowawashington on Jan 19, 11 at 9:23am
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  • The only time to ask "where did you cum" is when you're trying NOT to get pregnant.

    Submitted by I_d_10_tee_error on Jan 19, 11 at 9:22am
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  • Don't knock phone sex folks! It can be amazing if ur both into it.

    Submitted by wheredidgrungego on Jan 18, 11 at 7:31pm
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  • I would

    Submitted by helloitsjen2000 on Jan 19, 11 at 2:01pm
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  • Hahahaha

    Submitted by BitchSlapper on Jan 18, 11 at 6:52pm
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  • The kitchen sink? He was having phone sex in his kitchen? How did his mom not hear him?

    Submitted by stevebauer on Jan 18, 11 at 4:25pm
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