Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I deserve to be covered in dicks
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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