Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i think i have two assholes
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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