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  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:44am

    your wrong ive given this talk to a girl

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:50am

    God I MISS BUFFALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:01pm

    @3:57: Yeah, that's kinda what I thought too. Which rules out my ex-wife texting that.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:46pm

    I have the biggest gloves you have ever seen.

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:48pm

    it tastes like strawberries I swear!!!!!!

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:33pm

    it TASTES like sucking your thumb fools!

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:32pm

    it could been worse... they coulda said "pinkie"

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 5:45am

    If you have to convince a girl to give you head then you're a lil bitch.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:32pm

    This reminded me of Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Phoebe Cates going down on the carrot. Clearly this is someone explaining to a 14 year old how to give head.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:09pm

    man i've had personal experience with that small. no fun there.

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:22pm

    its definitely so much more than sucking a thumb...ALOT more

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:25pm

    keep it classy buffalo

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:52pm

    I took it to be someone giving blowjob tips. Very, very bad blowjob tips.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:49pm

    lmao, question was this a tactic to convince a girl to suck your dick or was this in defense of sucking a dick?

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:34pm

    i love how buffalo is so random <3

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:34pm

    a thumb? really??? lame! hope it's bigger than that, and it definately takes a bit more finesse...

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:37am

    No no no you guys, it's not a guy trying to get head, it's somebody giving another person tips. Der.

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:41pm

    it obviously isnt advice. it sounds like hes trying to convince a girl to blow him. and its hilarious haha

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:56pm

    1:52 agreed. This guy is an amateur.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:17pm

    let's go Buffalo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:01pm

    I have huge thumbs!!!

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:34pm

    if there's a thumbnail on his penis...RUN

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:31pm

    Hell yeah BUFFAAALLLOOOO!

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:45pm

    buffalo has the greatest analogies in the land!!!

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:59pm

    sounds like some bad head... on both ends

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:57pm

    this sounds like a girl explaining to a guy what it feels like to suck a dick, imho.

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:47pm

    Poor bastard has a thumb dick huh? That sux.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:56pm

    3:53 bet you a dollar it does

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 1, 10 at 10:03am

    Use a nail file, make sure its smooth

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:01pm

    it is not like sucking a thumb and its gross -C

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:33pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:37pm

    thats how i was taught.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:36am

    then the ex-girfriend wALKS in

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:38pm

    it *tastes* like ~black olives~!

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:51pm

    @ 2:32 14y.o. give the worst head. You need to find a 16 y.o.

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:53pm

    either way......SHIT'S FUNNY!

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:17pm

    hahah bufffalove is right

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:09pm

    to all the people saying it's NOT like sucking a thumb - it's bigger and more tongue is involved in a bj, but isn't it the same motion?

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:48pm

    Pretty bad if you have to tell someone that stubble between your legs is a penis...

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:27pm

    Check this site, www.howtogivehead.biz there is all you need!

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:38pm

    so how do you blow!!!??

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:55pm

    9:33, have you ever even sucked a dick?

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:43pm

    3:38, really? watch a porno sweetie. you'll get your best tips there. p.s. it is not like sucking a thumb. ha

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:45pm

    That must be a small penis.

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:20am

    rep that buffa(get)low. 716 <3

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:14pm

    i bet gumjobs are the BEST

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:31am

    isn't that from the book Youth In Revolt? I'm pretty sure it is

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:11pm

    Make sure to lick the end of nail.

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:11pm

    212 AHAHHA bestiality is NOT cool kids

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:36pm

    That's the worst advice EVER!

  • 38 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:12pm

    and if you have peanut butter and a german shepard.....BONUS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:55pm

    shit 56 yr old.......more experience and less teeth

  • 36 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:06am

    hhahahahaha this is guy to girl idiots..ive used it...thumbs arent scary to a first timer..its a great way to convince a girl to give a bj then BAM! cock in her face

  • 36 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:18pm

    someone needs to explain this to my wife

  • 33 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:56pm

    haha, wow. I can imagine a few of my friends in this area code texting this!

  • 33 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:02pm

    I've heard it before as a guys way of convincing and as a defense so i guess that's why I thought that was the only option...but if that were a tip...umm that's just not good at all

  • 40 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:13pm

    Umm sucking dick is not gross, it's fun to do. First off it tastes like skin so it's really no biggie and it does take more effort than thumb sucking which btws is a bad habit. If this is advice on dick sucking, it was not very good.