it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
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God I MISS BUFFALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@3:57: Yeah, that's kinda what I thought too. Which rules out my ex-wife texting that.
1:52 agreed. This guy is an amateur.
ive given this talk to a girl
I have huge thumbs!!!
sounds like some bad head... on both ends
so how do you blow!!!??
No no no you guys, it's not a guy trying to get head, it's somebody giving another person tips. Der.
lmao, question was this a tactic to convince a girl to suck your dick or was this in defense of sucking a dick?
thats how i was taught.
man i've had personal experience with that small.
no fun there.
it could been worse... they coulda said "pinkie"
this sounds like a girl explaining to a guy what it feels like to suck a dick, imho.
it TASTES like sucking your thumb fools!
it tastes like strawberries I swear!!!!!!
I took it to be someone giving blowjob tips.
Very, very bad blowjob tips.
let's go Buffalo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it *tastes* like ~black olives~!
This reminded me of Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Phoebe Cates going down on the carrot. Clearly this is someone explaining to a 14 year old how to give head.
i love how buffalo is so random <3
if there's a thumbnail on his penis...RUN
a thumb? really??? lame! hope it's bigger than that, and it definately takes a bit more finesse...
I have the biggest gloves you have ever seen.
Poor bastard has a thumb dick huh? That sux.
it obviously isnt advice. it sounds like hes trying to convince a girl to blow him. and its hilarious haha
either way......SHIT'S FUNNY!
someone needs to explain this to my wife
and if you have peanut butter and a german shepard.....BONUS!!!!!!!!!!!
its definitely so much more than sucking a thumb...ALOT more
keep it classy buffalo
If you have to convince a girl to give you head then you're a lil bitch.
hhahahahaha this is guy to girl idiots..ive used it...thumbs arent scary to a first timer..its a great way to convince a girl to give a bj then BAM! cock in her face
buffalo has the greatest analogies in the land!!!
hahah bufffalove is right
to all the people saying it's NOT like sucking a thumb - it's bigger and more tongue is involved in a bj, but isn't it the same motion?
Pretty bad if you have to tell someone that stubble between your legs is a penis...
9:33, have you ever even sucked a dick?
shit 56 yr old.......more experience and less teeth
then the ex-girfriend wALKS in
i bet gumjobs are the BEST
Make sure to lick the end of nail.
3:53 bet you a dollar it does
bestiality is NOT cool kids
Use a nail file, make sure its smooth
rep that buffa(get)low.
it is not like sucking a thumb and its gross
Hell yeah BUFFAAALLLOOOO!
3:38, really? watch a porno sweetie. you'll get your best tips there.
p.s. it is not like sucking a thumb. ha
haha, wow. I can imagine a few of my friends in this area code texting this!
@ 2:32 14y.o. give the worst head. You need to find a 16 y.o.
That must be a small penis.
isn't that from the book Youth In Revolt? I'm pretty sure it is
That's the worst advice EVER!
Check this site, www.howtogivehead.biz there is all you need!
I've heard it before as a guys way of convincing and as a defense so i guess that's why I thought that was the only option...but if that were a tip...umm that's just not good at all
Umm sucking dick is not gross, it's fun to do. First off it tastes like skin so it's really no biggie and it does take more effort than thumb sucking which btws is a bad habit. If this is advice on dick sucking, it was not very good.