He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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