Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen