Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
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so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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