It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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