I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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