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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:21am

    funny. most people play a turntable like a vagina

  • 94 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:40am

    DJ DIDDLES STRIKES AGAIN

  • 75 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:05pm

    I would play u like a violin.

  • 83 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:31am

    the circular motion is not a bad thing at all, but it has to be done in the same direction.

  • 77 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:30pm

    Bass players are better.

  • 79 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:09pm

    i think every guy has done that to a girl atleast once. what school do you go to again? lol

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:00am

    WEAK WITH THE DANE COOK JOKE.... #FAIL

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:28pm

    1:14PM.... really? how old are you? have you ever done anything with a girl? or to yourself if you are a girl... to stimulate the clit you rub it and it kinda looks like your scratchin the turntable...

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:24pm

    in my experience, djs are not as good in bed as you'd think, so i'm not sure if this is a good thing or not.

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:39pm

    Funniest. Thread. Ever.

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 3:49pm

    Amen, 2:30, and hallelujah.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:25am

    Sounds like fun if you were in bed with Tiesto...

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:49pm

    I concur. Bassists beat DJs hands down.

  • 71 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:00pm

    heeey im high again and i just read this again not that funy anymore

  • 65 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:34am

    wow dane cook said that

  • 67 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:06am

    that sounds excellent

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:14pm

    ...what does that even mean?

  • 66 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:30am

    first!!!.. sorry had too..

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:34am

    That Has Possibility of being good

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:50pm

    hahahaha im really high and just read this whole thing funny shit WICKA WICKA WHAT

  • 62 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:28pm

    Dane Cook... Laaaaaaame.

  • 55 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:37am

    yea... DJ Diddles.... i'm glad i'm not the only one to catch that... but you either have to play it like a DJ or perhaps just pull the Michael J Fox... CP that clit

  • 59 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:40pm

    Two turntables and a microphone..

  • 55 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:19pm

    the high guy is hilarious!