He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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funny. most people play a turntable like a vagina
DJ DIDDLES STRIKES AGAIN
I would play u like a violin.
i think every guy has done that to a girl atleast once. what school do you go to again? lol
WEAK WITH THE DANE COOK JOKE.... #FAIL
Bass players are better.
Funniest. Thread. Ever.
the circular motion is not a bad thing at all, but it has to be done in the same direction.
Sounds like fun if you were in bed with Tiesto...
I concur. Bassists beat DJs hands down.
first!!!.. sorry had too..
in my experience, djs are not as good in bed as you'd think, so i'm not sure if this is a good thing or not.
Possibility of being good
wow dane cook said that
that sounds excellent
1:14PM.... really? how old are you? have you ever done anything with a girl? or to yourself if you are a girl... to stimulate the clit you rub it and it kinda looks like your scratchin the turntable...
Amen, 2:30, and hallelujah.
...what does that even mean?
heeey im high again and i just read this again
not that funy anymore
the high guy is hilarious!
hahahaha im really high and just read this whole thing
WICKA WICKA WHAT
Two turntables and a microphone..
Dane Cook... Laaaaaaame.
yea... DJ Diddles.... i'm glad i'm not the only one to catch that... but you either have to play it like a DJ or perhaps just pull the Michael J Fox... CP that clit