He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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funny. most people play a turntable like a vagina
DJ DIDDLES STRIKES AGAIN
I would play u like a violin.
i think every guy has done that to a girl atleast once. what school do you go to again? lol
WEAK WITH THE DANE COOK JOKE.... #FAIL
Bass players are better.
Funniest. Thread. Ever.
the circular motion is not a bad thing at all, but it has to be done in the same direction.
Possibility of being good
Sounds like fun if you were in bed with Tiesto...
I concur. Bassists beat DJs hands down.
first!!!.. sorry had too..
in my experience, djs are not as good in bed as you'd think, so i'm not sure if this is a good thing or not.
wow dane cook said that
that sounds excellent
1:14PM.... really? how old are you? have you ever done anything with a girl? or to yourself if you are a girl... to stimulate the clit you rub it and it kinda looks like your scratchin the turntable...
Amen, 2:30, and hallelujah.
...what does that even mean?
heeey im high again and i just read this again
not that funy anymore
the high guy is hilarious!
hahahaha im really high and just read this whole thing
WICKA WICKA WHAT
yea... DJ Diddles.... i'm glad i'm not the only one to catch that... but you either have to play it like a DJ or perhaps just pull the Michael J Fox... CP that clit
Two turntables and a microphone..
Dane Cook... Laaaaaaame.