OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Randomize
