I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
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I love you mom; you're the best!
Care package inbound
Now you know why your dad was watching Christmas themed porn
cents...the amount of money his Mom made each time she sold him to the cross-dressing neighbor
Number of football teams that ran through him in 2011.