i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Randomize
