You were right. It hurts to walk today.
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it is hard to walk cuse Michael Jackson is dead R.I.P!!! KING OF POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but thats where i poop from!
its best when it hurts her a lot
Good Night, Bad Morning.
not right now you dont
HE MUST BE GREEK....
what what in the butt butt?
HAHA..yup. beeeen there.
"Pish Posh, I love Surprise Sex" <------TFRLN
'surprise sex' funny
Great obscure porno reference.
Holy shit. This is my text! bahaha
It doesn't have to be anal nor does it have to be from a large cock. Ever heard of really rough sex people? Those are always my favorite nights. The morning is just a great reminder of what happened the night before.
how do you all know this is a girl. It could be my 12 year old boyslave whose ass i just plowed
I've sent this text before. Not anal, just nice rough sex.
Hell yeah. I like the night that lead up to that morning.
you don't have to be "huge" to do that to a girl
I got a text like this before... I saved it forever. It literally got me laid at least twice at bars. LOL. ..... still miss college.
Ok people she went horseback riding!!!!
I've been the cause of that. I made her limp into her first day at the job she was going to right afterwards. :D
So worth it, though.
Definitely don't have to be huge. Its all about rhythm and angles.
Quit shoving pogo sticks up your ass and maybe it wouldn't
Not necessarily anal; he might just be huge.
@ 10:43: We're all sad, but spare us the non sequiturs.
^ Lol. Kentucky reference.
Bluegrass state ftw.
My girlfriend has to brace herself to even stay on her feet for a few hours afterward and walks bowlegged all through the next day.
i did this to a girl before, drank almost a fifth of jack and then went to town on her for 3 1/2 hours straight, lets just say her sorority sisters had to help her the whole next day
I've gotten a similar text from a woman, before. No it wasn't from anal.
This just in, 9:53 is actually a 43 year old man pretending like he has gotten some.
10:48 - that's awesome.
9:46 - how, just by showing girls that a chick texted that to you before?
True, but it doesn't hurt (no pun intended).