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  • Good Night, Bad Morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:34pm
  • but thats where i poop from!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:40am
  • it is hard to walk cuse Michael Jackson is dead R.I.P!!! KING OF POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:43am
  • its best when it hurts her a lot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:13pm
  • "Pish Posh, I love Surprise Sex" <------TFRLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:05am
  • not right now you dont

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:41am
  • I got a text like this before... I saved it forever. It literally got me laid at least twice at bars. LOL. ..... still miss college.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:46am
  • HE MUST BE GREEK....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:06am
  • Hell yeah. I like the night that lead up to that morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:34am
  • 'surprise sex' funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:37pm
  • 10:40 Great obscure porno reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:58am
  • Ok people she went horseback riding!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:37am
  • how do you all know this is a girl. It could be my 12 year old boyslave whose ass i just plowed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:19am
  • what what in the butt butt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:25am
  • It doesn't have to be anal nor does it have to be from a large cock. Ever heard of really rough sex people? Those are always my favorite nights. The morning is just a great reminder of what happened the night before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:44pm
  • I've sent this text before. Not anal, just nice rough sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:58pm
  • you don't have to be "huge" to do that to a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:47am
  • Not necessarily anal; he might just be huge. @ 10:43: We're all sad, but spare us the non sequiturs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:47am
  • Quit shoving pogo sticks up your ass and maybe it wouldn't

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Definitely don't have to be huge. Its all about rhythm and angles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:17pm
  • Holy shit. This is my text! bahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:35am
  • I've gotten a similar text from a woman, before. No it wasn't from anal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:22pm
  • HAHA..yup. beeeen there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:22am
  • I've been the cause of that. I made her limp into her first day at the job she was going to right afterwards. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:48am
  • i did this to a girl before, drank almost a fifth of jack and then went to town on her for 3 1/2 hours straight, lets just say her sorority sisters had to help her the whole next day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:53pm
  • So worth it, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:39pm
  • ^ Lol. Kentucky reference. Bluegrass state ftw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:44pm
  • This just in, 9:53 is actually a 43 year old man pretending like he has gotten some.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:07am
  • My girlfriend has to brace herself to even stay on her feet for a few hours afterward and walks bowlegged all through the next day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:21pm
  • 10:48 - that's awesome. 9:46 - how, just by showing girls that a chick texted that to you before?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:57am
  • True, but it doesn't hurt (no pun intended).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:04pm