You were right. It hurts to walk today.
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it is hard to walk cuse Michael Jackson is dead R.I.P!!! KING OF POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but thats where i poop from!
Good Night, Bad Morning.
not right now you dont
"Pish Posh, I love Surprise Sex" <------TFRLN
its best when it hurts her a lot
'surprise sex' funny
HE MUST BE GREEK....
I got a text like this before... I saved it forever. It literally got me laid at least twice at bars. LOL. ..... still miss college.
how do you all know this is a girl. It could be my 12 year old boyslave whose ass i just plowed
Great obscure porno reference.
HAHA..yup. beeeen there.
It doesn't have to be anal nor does it have to be from a large cock. Ever heard of really rough sex people? Those are always my favorite nights. The morning is just a great reminder of what happened the night before.
Holy shit. This is my text! bahaha
Hell yeah. I like the night that lead up to that morning.
Ok people she went horseback riding!!!!
you don't have to be "huge" to do that to a girl
So worth it, though.
Quit shoving pogo sticks up your ass and maybe it wouldn't
I've sent this text before. Not anal, just nice rough sex.
what what in the butt butt?
Definitely don't have to be huge. Its all about rhythm and angles.
I've been the cause of that. I made her limp into her first day at the job she was going to right afterwards. :D
Not necessarily anal; he might just be huge.
@ 10:43: We're all sad, but spare us the non sequiturs.
I've gotten a similar text from a woman, before. No it wasn't from anal.
^ Lol. Kentucky reference.
Bluegrass state ftw.
This just in, 9:53 is actually a 43 year old man pretending like he has gotten some.
i did this to a girl before, drank almost a fifth of jack and then went to town on her for 3 1/2 hours straight, lets just say her sorority sisters had to help her the whole next day
My girlfriend has to brace herself to even stay on her feet for a few hours afterward and walks bowlegged all through the next day.
True, but it doesn't hurt (no pun intended).
10:48 - that's awesome.
9:46 - how, just by showing girls that a chick texted that to you before?