You were right. It hurts to walk today.
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Good Night, Bad Morning.
but thats where i poop from!
it is hard to walk cuse Michael Jackson is dead R.I.P!!! KING OF POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its best when it hurts her a lot
"Pish Posh, I love Surprise Sex" <------TFRLN
not right now you dont
I got a text like this before... I saved it forever. It literally got me laid at least twice at bars. LOL. ..... still miss college.
HE MUST BE GREEK....
Hell yeah. I like the night that lead up to that morning.
'surprise sex' funny
Great obscure porno reference.
Ok people she went horseback riding!!!!
how do you all know this is a girl. It could be my 12 year old boyslave whose ass i just plowed
what what in the butt butt?
It doesn't have to be anal nor does it have to be from a large cock. Ever heard of really rough sex people? Those are always my favorite nights. The morning is just a great reminder of what happened the night before.
I've sent this text before. Not anal, just nice rough sex.
you don't have to be "huge" to do that to a girl
Not necessarily anal; he might just be huge.
@ 10:43: We're all sad, but spare us the non sequiturs.
Quit shoving pogo sticks up your ass and maybe it wouldn't
Definitely don't have to be huge. Its all about rhythm and angles.
Holy shit. This is my text! bahaha
I've gotten a similar text from a woman, before. No it wasn't from anal.
HAHA..yup. beeeen there.
I've been the cause of that. I made her limp into her first day at the job she was going to right afterwards. :D
i did this to a girl before, drank almost a fifth of jack and then went to town on her for 3 1/2 hours straight, lets just say her sorority sisters had to help her the whole next day
So worth it, though.
^ Lol. Kentucky reference.
Bluegrass state ftw.
This just in, 9:53 is actually a 43 year old man pretending like he has gotten some.
My girlfriend has to brace herself to even stay on her feet for a few hours afterward and walks bowlegged all through the next day.
10:48 - that's awesome.
9:46 - how, just by showing girls that a chick texted that to you before?
True, but it doesn't hurt (no pun intended).