You were right. It hurts to walk today.
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it is hard to walk cuse Michael Jackson is dead R.I.P!!! KING OF POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but thats where i poop from!
its best when it hurts her a lot
Good Night, Bad Morning.
not right now you dont
HE MUST BE GREEK....
"Pish Posh, I love Surprise Sex" <------TFRLN
what what in the butt butt?
HAHA..yup. beeeen there.
'surprise sex' funny
Great obscure porno reference.
Holy shit. This is my text! bahaha
It doesn't have to be anal nor does it have to be from a large cock. Ever heard of really rough sex people? Those are always my favorite nights. The morning is just a great reminder of what happened the night before.
how do you all know this is a girl. It could be my 12 year old boyslave whose ass i just plowed
I've sent this text before. Not anal, just nice rough sex.
I got a text like this before... I saved it forever. It literally got me laid at least twice at bars. LOL. ..... still miss college.
Hell yeah. I like the night that lead up to that morning.
you don't have to be "huge" to do that to a girl
Ok people she went horseback riding!!!!
I've been the cause of that. I made her limp into her first day at the job she was going to right afterwards. :D
So worth it, though.
Definitely don't have to be huge. Its all about rhythm and angles.
Quit shoving pogo sticks up your ass and maybe it wouldn't
Not necessarily anal; he might just be huge.
@ 10:43: We're all sad, but spare us the non sequiturs.
^ Lol. Kentucky reference.
Bluegrass state ftw.
My girlfriend has to brace herself to even stay on her feet for a few hours afterward and walks bowlegged all through the next day.
I've gotten a similar text from a woman, before. No it wasn't from anal.
i did this to a girl before, drank almost a fifth of jack and then went to town on her for 3 1/2 hours straight, lets just say her sorority sisters had to help her the whole next day
This just in, 9:53 is actually a 43 year old man pretending like he has gotten some.
10:48 - that's awesome.
9:46 - how, just by showing girls that a chick texted that to you before?
True, but it doesn't hurt (no pun intended).