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  • 59 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:43am

    it is hard to walk cuse Michael Jackson is dead R.I.P!!! KING OF POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 53 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:05am

    "Pish Posh, I love Surprise Sex" <------TFRLN

  • 54 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:06am

    HE MUST BE GREEK....

  • 51 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:41am

    not right now you dont

  • 49 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:40am

    but thats where i poop from!

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:47am

    Not necessarily anal; he might just be huge. @ 10:43: We're all sad, but spare us the non sequiturs.

  • 49 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:34pm

    Good Night, Bad Morning.

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:46am

    I got a text like this before... I saved it forever. It literally got me laid at least twice at bars. LOL. ..... still miss college.

  • 47 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:13pm

    its best when it hurts her a lot

  • 47 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:22pm

    I've gotten a similar text from a woman, before. No it wasn't from anal.

  • 47 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:47am

    you don't have to be "huge" to do that to a girl

  • 44 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:37pm

    'surprise sex' funny

  • 44 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:38pm

    Quit shoving pogo sticks up your ass and maybe it wouldn't

  • 44 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:19am

    how do you all know this is a girl. It could be my 12 year old boyslave whose ass i just plowed

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:34am

    Hell yeah. I like the night that lead up to that morning.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:44pm

    ^ Lol. Kentucky reference. Bluegrass state ftw.

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:53pm

    i did this to a girl before, drank almost a fifth of jack and then went to town on her for 3 1/2 hours straight, lets just say her sorority sisters had to help her the whole next day

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:58pm

    I've sent this text before. Not anal, just nice rough sex.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:58am

    10:40 Great obscure porno reference.

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:07am

    This just in, 9:53 is actually a 43 year old man pretending like he has gotten some.

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:35am

    Holy shit. This is my text! bahaha

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:22am

    HAHA..yup. beeeen there.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:37am

    Ok people she went horseback riding!!!!

  • 41 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:48am

    I've been the cause of that. I made her limp into her first day at the job she was going to right afterwards. :D

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:17pm

    Definitely don't have to be huge. Its all about rhythm and angles.

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:39pm

    So worth it, though.

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:25am

    what what in the butt butt?

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:04pm

    True, but it doesn't hurt (no pun intended).

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:44pm

    It doesn't have to be anal nor does it have to be from a large cock. Ever heard of really rough sex people? Those are always my favorite nights. The morning is just a great reminder of what happened the night before.

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:57am

    10:48 - that's awesome. 9:46 - how, just by showing girls that a chick texted that to you before?

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:21pm

    My girlfriend has to brace herself to even stay on her feet for a few hours afterward and walks bowlegged all through the next day.