I hope mine doesn't look like that
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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