I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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