Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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